Well well well.
Another boring ol' blog post for youse guys.
Is it possible to be too real, too frank, too honest? I wouldn't know.
I've been accused of being many things, but being "too real"... never.
The other night I was invited to a bachelor party at a strip club. If I'd been given some time to think about it, I probably would've gone...
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Another boring ol' blog post for youse guys.
Is it possible to be too real, too frank, too honest? I wouldn't know.
I've been accused of being many things, but being "too real"... never.
The other night I was invited to a bachelor party at a strip club. If I'd been given some time to think about it, I probably would've gone...
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It's so damn beautiful outside... I want to... roll around on the ground and... absorb it.
I got a check in the mail from SSA, $400 - righteous.
The explanation for this makes little sense to me.
A Cannabis Cup Pass is $175, hmmmm...
Drinking tea on the front porch this morning, something rustling around in the tall grass caught my eye. It was my...
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I got a check in the mail from SSA, $400 - righteous.
The explanation for this makes little sense to me.
A Cannabis Cup Pass is $175, hmmmm...
Drinking tea on the front porch this morning, something rustling around in the tall grass caught my eye. It was my...
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The house is fucking cold.
I'm very, very drowsy and... tizzified - all worked up - to the point of shaking my fists in the air in slow-motion and quietly cursing aloud at no one in particular in a decrepit "Grandpa Simpson" undulation. I just finished paying some bills with the online banking bullshit thing. Hemorrhaging money has given me an epic, dreadful head rush....
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I'm very, very drowsy and... tizzified - all worked up - to the point of shaking my fists in the air in slow-motion and quietly cursing aloud at no one in particular in a decrepit "Grandpa Simpson" undulation. I just finished paying some bills with the online banking bullshit thing. Hemorrhaging money has given me an epic, dreadful head rush....
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nakissa:
I meant Aryan race ...
(a haiku by ApostopheNow)
terrible... awful
truly, truly bad
tworst new years I;ve everr had!
An emotionally neutral buoyancy.
This is what it's like to feel "normal".
Whenever someone asks me a question, I spazz. I think about it first, thinking ahead three or four moves like in a chess match , then I reply with some shit that only makes sense in this future scenario. I give a nonsensical answer.
What the fuck.
I wonder if this is what...
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An unforeseen turn of events put me at the late showing of Sweeney Todd on Christmas Eve with my cousin J. It was at once a very sober and bizarre night.
Many strange people turned up, which was not unexpected. Some of those strange people walked out; musicals require some measure of commitment, I guess.
It was OK.
We went to Denny's afterward, nothing else...
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Many strange people turned up, which was not unexpected. Some of those strange people walked out; musicals require some measure of commitment, I guess.
It was OK.
We went to Denny's afterward, nothing else...
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waldo_jeffers:
Happy New Year
Happy New Year Went all the way to Scottsdale to see Juno with my cousin J.
Before the flick, we cruised around looking for someplace to eat. Scottsdale, in case you've never heard of it, is infamous as the uptight, fill-in-the-blank-o-phobic, white bread, uppity rich people capitol of Arizona. So it was a total fluke that we happened upon an authentic taco stand, teeming with actual Mexicans. A...
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Before the flick, we cruised around looking for someplace to eat. Scottsdale, in case you've never heard of it, is infamous as the uptight, fill-in-the-blank-o-phobic, white bread, uppity rich people capitol of Arizona. So it was a total fluke that we happened upon an authentic taco stand, teeming with actual Mexicans. A...
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scheisskopf:
Called the Camelview, no doubt, because of it's proximity to the mountain that looks like a camel. While visiting last time, I was taken by friends to a yuppie Piz Gloria nestled somewhere in the middle of the camel's humps or something.
Alice Cooper has ALWAYS looked old.
The next big hit: "Eighty-One"
Cheers.
Alice Cooper has ALWAYS looked old.
The next big hit: "Eighty-One"
Cheers.
koriana:
How was the movie? I'm trying to convince my husband to take us to an Atlanta showing.
I'm a Alice Cooper fan so I would have died. That's pretty cool that he actually queues. Most celebrities think they are above that.
Skeksis is a little harsh isn't it. Maybe walking corpse?
I'm a Alice Cooper fan so I would have died. That's pretty cool that he actually queues. Most celebrities think they are above that.
Skeksis is a little harsh isn't it. Maybe walking corpse?
The waiting room was uncomfortable.
Although there was a bold yellow sign on the wall prohibiting it, a fat, white, good ol' boy chattered away arrogantly on his cell; never trust a contractor to follow the rules.
People eyed each other blankly. A few of the women whispered softly to each other; pointless, we were all sitting in such close proximity to one another you...
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Although there was a bold yellow sign on the wall prohibiting it, a fat, white, good ol' boy chattered away arrogantly on his cell; never trust a contractor to follow the rules.
People eyed each other blankly. A few of the women whispered softly to each other; pointless, we were all sitting in such close proximity to one another you...
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jonnytrrrash7:
themed bloodletting rooms? i wanna have my blood taken there!
scheisskopf:
I hate needles too. Even this brief anectdote is sending chills up my spine.
But you didn't get a phone number?
But Paris at night? The boudior? Where is this place?
But you didn't get a phone number?
But Paris at night? The boudior? Where is this place?
::"... pothead..."::
... the cashier, a thin guy, 40-ish, seedy-looking; looking down to avoid looking at me, and muttering softly. Frankly, he resembled any number of drug dealers I visited back then on a regular basis. But here he was, the one cashier in a second-rate grocery store, willing to drag himself from whatever the hell it was he'd rather be doing, to...
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... the cashier, a thin guy, 40-ish, seedy-looking; looking down to avoid looking at me, and muttering softly. Frankly, he resembled any number of drug dealers I visited back then on a regular basis. But here he was, the one cashier in a second-rate grocery store, willing to drag himself from whatever the hell it was he'd rather be doing, to...
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I have become addicted to working out at the gym.
The whole day revolves around my exercise program.
In an hour or so, I'm going to read what I just typed, and it's going to seem so wildly un-characteristic of me I'll feel like I'm reading someone else's page. I was 214 lbs.when I started, and now I'm 180. My goal is 160.
My face...
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The whole day revolves around my exercise program.
In an hour or so, I'm going to read what I just typed, and it's going to seem so wildly un-characteristic of me I'll feel like I'm reading someone else's page. I was 214 lbs.when I started, and now I'm 180. My goal is 160.
My face...
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Relapse!
Insomnia has checked in.
I've had about six hours sleep in the last three days.
The upside is that the desert is speaking to me again.
Insomnia has checked in.
I've had about six hours sleep in the last three days.
The upside is that the desert is speaking to me again.
scheisskopf:
The ol' insomnia. A sneaky little bastard for sure.
Hey Hey!
I went to the doctor and the doctor said...
I'm a carrier, for this : Hemochromatosis
I am a mutant.
I went to the doctor and the doctor said...
I'm a carrier, for this : Hemochromatosis
I am a mutant.