Ok, after this I'm gonna stop with the hockey obsession. But I met Scott Parker this weekend. whooooeeee. I answered my friend's phone and some drunk girl was asking for Kris, then a guy comes on and goes "This is Parker," and after about 20 minutes of me not believing him, he says "Well we're going to come pick Kris up."
So I'm standing outside...
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Joe Sakic is the coolest man alive. He may even have surpassed Al Pacino. . . well, nah. But he's pretty damn fabulous.
2 goals and within inches of the third, which not only would have been a hat trick, but would have been his 498th, 499th, and 500th goals. And I would've been second-row for it.
Well, I still saw numbers 498 and 499,...
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2 goals and within inches of the third, which not only would have been a hat trick, but would have been his 498th, 499th, and 500th goals. And I would've been second-row for it.
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archnemesis:
Yup I knew it was Bourque. Boston 79-80.
archnemesis:
Thats Theoren Fleury
1993-94 Calgary Flames (skipzeros fave team)
Bourque was kind of easy since I could tell those were a great defensemans numbers (or a so-so forward and why would you post those?), plus hes your favorite player.
This one with Theo was super tough. Long season, more than a point per game and PIM attitude to match. I wracked my brain trying to figure what bad ass put those numbers up. I was thinking 70s hockey...
1993-94 Calgary Flames (skipzeros fave team)
Bourque was kind of easy since I could tell those were a great defensemans numbers (or a so-so forward and why would you post those?), plus hes your favorite player.
This one with Theo was super tough. Long season, more than a point per game and PIM attitude to match. I wracked my brain trying to figure what bad ass put those numbers up. I was thinking 70s hockey...
Kissed a boy last night. Then his exgirlfriend showed up at the bar to scream at all of us. I hate people making their drama public. It's got nothing to do with any of the people he happened to be drinking with, and trying to talk to him in a bar at 1:00 in the morning probably isn't gonna be too productive.
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Ok. So I just got back from seeing One Man Army. I came to a few conclusions.
1. I must be getting old because everyone there looked about 12 to me. (I am 22.)
2. Punk rock doesn't mean anything more than spiked hair, plaid, bondage, patches and studded belts to a lot of people (who were giving me dirty looks in my sweatshirt and...
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1. I must be getting old because everyone there looked about 12 to me. (I am 22.)
2. Punk rock doesn't mean anything more than spiked hair, plaid, bondage, patches and studded belts to a lot of people (who were giving me dirty looks in my sweatshirt and...
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kingnicotine10756:
i always sported walmart clothes oh yeah now thats fucking hardcore, never died my hair, never wore plaid, refuse to wear band shirts, i think the only "costume wear" i sport is my hoody and my dollar store chains i attached to my wallet. now a days shows are being over run buy preteens that think blink is the hard core punk.
i cant go into pits anymore because im afraid im going to hurt the 13 year old that is flailing wildly, i know devot my time to pit police and watching the show...showing kids that if someone hits the ground to stop and pick them up. so yeah pits are pretty much a bummer now
i cant go into pits anymore because im afraid im going to hurt the 13 year old that is flailing wildly, i know devot my time to pit police and watching the show...showing kids that if someone hits the ground to stop and pick them up. so yeah pits are pretty much a bummer now
spankenstein:
Nothing better then Cute girls who like Hockey..
I was driving home from work today and heard Adam Sandler's Chanukah song on the radio. I then realized the perfect punishment for Osama Bin Laden. He should be locked in a room and forced to listen to that song over and over again. Each and every version.
I am mean.
And can anyone tell me why boys are stupid?
I am mean.
And can anyone tell me why boys are stupid?
boxterjulep:
that's a good punishment. all you need a really good sound system so every nuance of his voice could pierce someone's ears good and proper.
and boys? don't know too much about them.
and boys? don't know too much about them.
Well someone figured it out already! I thought I was all sneaky and stuff. I'll have to make it harder.
Question for all of you perverts out there: Is it really wrong of me to have a priest fetish?
Well, it's mostly priests in movies. Joaquin Phoenix in Quills, Gabriel Byrne in Stigmata. . .and I just saw El Crimen de Padre Amano, and I'm...
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Question for all of you perverts out there: Is it really wrong of me to have a priest fetish?
Well, it's mostly priests in movies. Joaquin Phoenix in Quills, Gabriel Byrne in Stigmata. . .and I just saw El Crimen de Padre Amano, and I'm...
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boxterjulep:
worse that you're jewish ! ha! STory of the Eye. hot priest molesting.
bruiserboy:
I'm not sure I would want Ozzy and Sharon for parents, either. Dont get me wrong, Sharon's a hoot, and I love the Ozzy shuffle, but my family is already screwed up as it is.
Is it wrong for you to have a priest fetish? Meh. Compariticely speaking, a priest fetish is pretty tame. Unless you mean some kind of weird plushy priest into watersports, bondage and infantalism. who insists on calling you timmy and locks you in the "Altar of carnality", his colorful term for the boiler room. Then that is kind of wrong.
Is it wrong for you to have a priest fetish? Meh. Compariticely speaking, a priest fetish is pretty tame. Unless you mean some kind of weird plushy priest into watersports, bondage and infantalism. who insists on calling you timmy and locks you in the "Altar of carnality", his colorful term for the boiler room. Then that is kind of wrong.
Jason Allison........1992-93 London Knights OHL
I think I need to give up now.