My circadian rhythyms are all fucked up, and I'm only exacerbating it by drinking all this goddamn coffee. And I can't stop thinking. What came first? The Star Wars Death Star? Or the theory that our star system is a binary system and that the explanation for the global extinction that happens every 26 million years is that the Death Star likes to come by...
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I was driving home from a date with a girl I knew from high school (her parents were cruel enough to name her Darling), and I was listening to NPR as I am wont to do after sex. There was some asshole hosting a radio show, and he got to the topic of music. He interviewed an owner of an Atlanta independent music store, and...
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estrada:
I like Dickens. I even liked a Tale of Two Cities. I don't like the radio, as it is used for evil... namely Barry Manilow.
estrada:
I had this dream once where Neil Diamond gave birth to Barry Manilow. Either way, neither one of them is Leonard Nimoy.
I got my period today. Yay! Now I'm doubled over in pain from the cramps and back pain, my breasts are sore and feel like they're exploding, and my "heavy flow" day came on the very first day because it's so late.
I would get a hysterectomy if it didn't result in premature aging and dying. Fucking hell, where's my goddamn Vioxx?
Don't worry, kids....
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I would get a hysterectomy if it didn't result in premature aging and dying. Fucking hell, where's my goddamn Vioxx?
Don't worry, kids....
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throatneedle:
Yeah they do suck!
They're just air puffs!
what a waste of money honey!
They're just air puffs!
what a waste of money honey!
likittysplit:
hahahahahahahaha.... youmade me smile....
ooo i hate that your pain made me giggle.... but well it was cute you shared...
... feel better
ooo i hate that your pain made me giggle.... but well it was cute you shared...
... feel better I saw The Two Towers again. I was having a bad day, which is usual around the holidays in particular, and I found myself identifying with Gollum. Maybe I'm bipolar, or maybe I have Dissociative Identity Disorder. The former is more likely than the latter, but I probably started crying because my period is five days late. I'm not pregnant because I haven't had sex...
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drstinkypants:
success! i know my religions! i should though, i used to see mennonites goin into walmart all the time.
menstrual cycle is important. im surprised its not like a small talk topic. "how was your day? hows the period going?" etc.
um yea
menstrual cycle is important. im surprised its not like a small talk topic. "how was your day? hows the period going?" etc.
um yea
user8935778:
hahaha sex in the studio? eheheh you're silly. there are cameras there! we had to go into production so no one could see.
anyhow.. i used to wanna be a tromette. but i couldnt find anyone to pour blood on me and take naked pics!
do you wanna do some daytime shows while you're here for xmas?
lemme know sugar.
anyhow.. i used to wanna be a tromette. but i couldnt find anyone to pour blood on me and take naked pics!
do you wanna do some daytime shows while you're here for xmas?
lemme know sugar.
The Mennonites may have a weird religion, but they make a mean seedless strawberry jam.
I'm eating breakfast, and it's 3:19 pm.
I'm eating breakfast, and it's 3:19 pm.
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throatneedle:
hey girl!
nice to meet you!
do you know liljackknife?
she's the Program Director at WVUM
You should go say hi to her and befriend her.
Then you both can drive an hour and come visit me!
yes!
nice to meet you!
do you know liljackknife?
she's the Program Director at WVUM
You should go say hi to her and befriend her.
Then you both can drive an hour and come visit me!
yes!
estrada:
During my freshman year in undergrad my Sociology 102 class was subjected to a film about the Mennonites... or was it the Hudderites.
I know it ended in ite, they dressed all in early 19th century farmer chic, and they had beards and butter churns.
I see some people like that around near my hometown. They come in to talk to the English bankers and then get in their cars to go shopping at Target for some reason or another. I used to work at Target until I realized working blew and went to school.
I know it ended in ite, they dressed all in early 19th century farmer chic, and they had beards and butter churns.
I see some people like that around near my hometown. They come in to talk to the English bankers and then get in their cars to go shopping at Target for some reason or another. I used to work at Target until I realized working blew and went to school.
So I saw Gangs of New York today. That was pretty goddamn riveting. Hellcat Maggie has sexy teeth.
Furthermore, if Daniel Day-Lewis doesn't get nominated for an Oscar, I will cry. Seriously, I don't know many people who can wear plaid pants up to their chest, a top hat, and a handlebar moustache and still scare the crap out of me.
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Furthermore, if Daniel Day-Lewis doesn't get nominated for an Oscar, I will cry. Seriously, I don't know many people who can wear plaid pants up to their chest, a top hat, and a handlebar moustache and still scare the crap out of me.
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throatneedle:
Hello Miami girl
Cornelius..hmmm
Cornelius..hmmm
user8935778:
more miami folk.. and you with good taste in music..
do we know each other? do you go to UM?
do we know each other? do you go to UM?
I've been a suicide girl member since June 2002. And now I have a public profile. I saw people I knew in real life that were members, and I felt sort of guilty. So. Yes. Hi.
estrada:
I will now add a comment to this post almost a full year after it was done. Mwuahahaha! EVIL!
I prolly feel the same way about my PS2 that you do about your gamecube. Oh man, I could play FFX all day long!!!! And you like Valencia too? I love that book. Have you tried reading Ann Bannon? She wrote lesbian romance novels set in the 50's, and they were banned back then for their "immorality." They're a really good piece of history.