I had the wierdest dream last night. I mean I have strange dreams naturally but this time I was under the influence of Tylenol PM.
It's still kinda vague but I know I was supposed to be stopping a poltergiest from terroizing my old elementary school and for some reason my only supplies were roach spray and a flashlight, but my partner and I were...
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It's still kinda vague but I know I was supposed to be stopping a poltergiest from terroizing my old elementary school and for some reason my only supplies were roach spray and a flashlight, but my partner and I were...
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janet:
That sounds like a great plan! Whip yourself into shape and show off the results to us very appreciative sg folks! I look forward to it 
Nice piercing, by the way.
Nice piercing, by the way.
janet:
Thanks! I actually just dyed it black a couple days ago.
So, I'm upstairs overhearing my father talk to a friend of his hee-hawing about what a horrible person my uncle is rather just telling him the facts of what happened Sunday night.
Sidebar: We found my uncle and my dads car a friendly neighborhood crack house.
It all when down in not such a nice way.
My parents yelling at him, I'm yelling at them....
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Sidebar: We found my uncle and my dads car a friendly neighborhood crack house.
It all when down in not such a nice way.
My parents yelling at him, I'm yelling at them....
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saphronia:
uhm, I'm sorry sweetie. I got one of those too.
thefreddy:
oh yeah, your pops preaching that righteous shit to your uncle is so hypocritical. The only difference between the alcohol and crack is one's legal and the other one's not. that's it. End of the fucking story. Pops need to get his ass in check before he can go on his soap box and start preaching.
I wish I had some encouraging words to say, but I don't. I got some relatives that're lil bonkers themselves. But I still love em. But, really, they need to get their shit together.
I wish I had some encouraging words to say, but I don't. I got some relatives that're lil bonkers themselves. But I still love em. But, really, they need to get their shit together.
So, my pappy let my uncle use his car to run around a bit since he's be cooped up in the house with stomach pains from his cancer.
That was yesterday afternoon. We have yet to hear from him.
All I can think is "What the fuck is he doing?!"
It pretty a no go on stealing cars from people who are giving you a...
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That was yesterday afternoon. We have yet to hear from him.
All I can think is "What the fuck is he doing?!"
It pretty a no go on stealing cars from people who are giving you a...
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twixie:
yeah my dad is like that....we let him crash at our place and next thing we know stuff starts coming up missing....it's sad....
alyk:
Dude, your Harrison Ford comment caused me to spit coffee through my nose. You are fucking fuuunnay.
Wow. One thousand...
Shouldn't there be some celebratory cookie are sumthin'?
Shouldn't there be some celebratory cookie are sumthin'?
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pseudobrilliance:
For you.
I really liked your post on the limiting beliefs thread. I wish you the best.
I really liked your post on the limiting beliefs thread. I wish you the best.
scrap:
1000 what?
presence:
Classy
I can dig it.
I can dig it.
scrap:
Can I get one too?
This picture does crazy funky things to my nether regions
This picture does crazy funky things to my nether regions
I'm slowly comming back to life.
My car is fixed. I'm possibly going to back to school.
I really need a steady job.
Something you can set your watch to.
Then I will be revitalized. Fat full of life afirming juices.
My car is fixed. I'm possibly going to back to school.
I really need a steady job.
Something you can set your watch to.
Then I will be revitalized. Fat full of life afirming juices.
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tchalla:
That's good to hear. You need to send some of thoes good vibes down to the Dirty South because, ever since I told you to kick life's ass, life has had me against the ropes and it is going for the knock out blow!!!
michelle:
Revitilization! Enjoy.
Life has bruised my eye.
I'll be back for real, for real, soon.
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coriander:
Keep your head up 
Life takes a time out between rounds, so I know you can get up and keep going *hugs*
Keep your head up Life takes a time out between rounds, so I know you can get up and keep going *hugs*
evon:
done!
Love is... when your better half downloads the Colin Farrell Nicole Narain sex tape for you.
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presence:
ive never seen her but im assuming shes hot just because colin doesnt fuck around.. i dont have limewire but im sure one of my friends do. ill have to check up on it.
spydah:
got lime wire so ......i'll have it
I know most of us watch cartoons but how many still watch on Saturday morning?
I usually bitch and moan about kids cartoons today, but I have to admit some do sneak up on you and before you now it your watching comercials for Fruit Rollups, Reese Cup Cereal, and Happy Meals.
And we wonder why kids are so fat...
Anyway, one of these comericals...
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I usually bitch and moan about kids cartoons today, but I have to admit some do sneak up on you and before you now it your watching comercials for Fruit Rollups, Reese Cup Cereal, and Happy Meals.
And we wonder why kids are so fat...
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thefreddy:
The Saturday morning cartoons nowadays suck. The only one I watch are the TMNT and that's just for nostogic reasons. Also, they only show about two hours of cartoon, the rest being news programs.
tchalla:
I didn't think cartoons came on Sat. mornings anymore. I guess the Cartoon Network has spoiled me
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platypuz:
Hi..i saw your entry in SG420..thought id come say hi 
Ok, the 'k' onslaught has died down. But now it won't work with out the stupid character map along with the right Shift button, the four, and the six. And every now and again a 'k' will pop in and say hello between words that don't need k's like dog or eggs.
Yay!
Yay!
presence:
you need a new keyboard! dkog and eggks? 
kkkaANybody hakve thke cure fkor a kwkonky klakpktopkk???
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[techknicalk difkfkiculkties]
k
[techknicalk difkfkiculkties]
thefreddy:
I got a hammer. Can that work?
presence:
oh no is this permanent..hmm i kinda like it