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Holy Jaysus I need to move out!

My old lady (hehe) went in my room snooping around while I was gone for the weekend and found a bunch of old cigarette boxes and a pile of porno. I think she even tried to sneak and watched one because it was sitting on her bed.

Horribley embarassed is an understatement.

She said she was mad for...
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I'm quite upset right now.

My oldests dog is 15 years old and I have been begging my mom to put him down. I hate seeing him struggle so bad and I wanted to get it done before it got worst.
It already bad cause he tinkles in the house uncontrollably.

But now it's gotten worst.

He just layed down on the floor and lost...
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jillkristen:
awwww frown

one of my exes had a rottweiler that contacted some virus or something.. he was only 6.. he lost all control of his bowels too.. he could barely walk even.. we had to put him down frown sorry to hear that ..

<hugs>
tchalla:
As if I wasn't sad enough. First you tell me the Beyonce Booty is on hold, now, I read about your dog. You cyborgs sure are depressing frown
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GAH!!!! She's sitting here hehawing like an ass.
I'm doubled over in gassy, indigested pain, AND YOU WON'T LEAVE!!!
GO HOME!

No, really, I'm done.
anissa:
And stop saying awesome!!!!!!!!!
argene:
Try peppermint tea.
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I'm back.
Tis hot.
Tis very hot.
To hot to sit around here and push buttons.
I'm going to find some water submerse myself in.

And if you like shamlessly horrible horror movies like I do, go rent The Scarecrow.

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curtiswithac:
Ice T was in a great metal band..i mena Cop KIller was fantastic...its pretty much always been a decent tour but since the new millenium a decline and talent, taste, and morale has sky rocketed
curtiswithac:
8 time sout of ten...no mor elike 9 times out of ten...the detroit roster is over 50 bands with 5 worhty of seeing...maybe 8 altogether....thats pathetic...it slike a 10-20% approval rating..i liked in the good old days when u had to rush inbetween sets to catch the end half of one band as u were running form seeing the first half of one band
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I'll be MIA for a lil bit, getting my CD drive fixed.
Hopefully I'll be back soon with tales drive fixory and Sims University.

Cheers!
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alisa:
do you really like them? cause i'm still super nervous about sharing my photographs with people.

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damonone:
it wasn't my real birthday, i just had a balloon next to my name halfway through the day. but you can still send me birthday monies!
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Mmmm day of BBQ.

Ribs.

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thefreddy:
*looking at pic with a sigh* Very nice.

Anyway, I wanna thank ya kindly for the add. Finally, somebody has confirmed that I do exist and I love you for it.

biggrin kiss biggrin kiss biggrin kiss biggrin kiss
tchalla:
Holy hott ass Batman! If it takes ass cramps to get a booty like that, DAMNIT you suffer through the ass cramps! Don't you cyborgs have prosthetic asses anyway? biggrin
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Dear Big Boy,

Curse you and your goddamned breakfast bar.
No wonder your such a fatty.

It was delicious!

Love, Anissa

Andy♥ came over and we went to Fat Lad.
But first we had snuggle and makeout session.

Only two dorks like us could makeout to the Kill Bill soundtrack.

Little known fact: I can sing track 13, The Flower of Carnage by Meiko Kaji,...
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oninotaki:
ah,well how do you make them?
argene:
Is the song Classical, or more modern?
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If anybody happens to be at Paychecks tonight, gimme a lil squeeze.

I'll probably be drunk, but don't hit on me cause my boy will be on stage and he will jump over a drum set.

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I'm quelling sexual frustration with Friday the 13th.

So far I've watched 1 through 6.

Well, you can't just tell a boy whos working hard and can barely stay awake, "Hey buddy, you aren't giving me the deep dickings I signed up for."

Rats...
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timtv:
Well, Thank you for noticing!!!

Sorry 'bout your hard working boy, but at least he's hard working. Don't forget to look at the big picture and figure out when are where it will get better. I got divorced because the girl couldn't see the big picture. She worked long hours and went to school, so on the weekends all she wanted to do was drink drink drink. Our sex life dwindled to almost 0. But just before I gave up on her I stepped back and said "Wait, this will get better." And so I held on. But her schedule made her crabby and her drinking led to several bad decisions, so she bailed.

Long story short: don't let this happen to you!
misterdoom:
You can tell him...he jsut may not respond. tongue

I don't want to be a rockstar... I just want to spirit her away to some remote island for a while... biggrin