For the first time ever, i drank away a cold. How crazy is that? You know how they say you should drink lots of water when you're sick? I drank lots and lots of beer and it worked the same.
I don't know that much about internal medicine, but my guess was that you don't become dehydrated when you're sick, you just need the fluid...
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I don't know that much about internal medicine, but my guess was that you don't become dehydrated when you're sick, you just need the fluid...
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Pull yah-self togetha and come get drunk with us Homah - Carl
Spoken the poet lariat that is, Carl Carlson, Esquire
Spoken the poet lariat that is, Carl Carlson, Esquire
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linz:
meeee!!!!
linz:
by..mennen
I wonder if I can call in "stupid" to work.
Hi, it's me. I'm way too dumb today to work.
Hi, it's me. I'm way too dumb today to work.
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user8935778:
once my exboyfriend signed his brother out of school with the excuse that he had a "severe case of plumbers butt"
they were odd children
they were odd children
linz:
hear hear!
I should have taken your advice Jackie. I got shit drunk at the bar and I'm back home. I want to go back to the bar, not go to work, then go back to the bar.
I gave the girl an ultimatum though. And of course she hasn't called me back. So, that's done. Oh fucking well. She wanted me to chase her, and I...
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I gave the girl an ultimatum though. And of course she hasn't called me back. So, that's done. Oh fucking well. She wanted me to chase her, and I...
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bettietwoguns:
*blush*
allonblack:
Hi,
I wish I was the moon. I'm so tired.
Love,
Jay
I wish I was the moon. I'm so tired.
Love,
Jay
My immune system is finally shutting down. I have a drug/drinking cold, cold sores, can't eat.. etc..I'm dating a girl that fucking hates me, but I have lots of money.
Irony is so fucking ironic sometimes.
Drink, country music and a smoke will always be your best friends. Never forget that and you're pretty much set for life.
Irony is so fucking ironic sometimes.
Drink, country music and a smoke will always be your best friends. Never forget that and you're pretty much set for life.
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emily:
i'm thinking that I'll be in portland in april...i hope anyways..
user8935778:
jay. jay. jay. i worry about you. im coming over and changing the oil on your car, then im going to bake you cookies. hold tight, darlin.
I like what girls to do my brains.
Anyone want to help me continue my binge? I'll be seen puking at 21st and Lovejoy sometime around 9pm. This will be shortly after I get kicked out of Wimpy's.
Then I'll be down at Joes Cellar and I'll be puking in front of there sometime around midnight.
Be my best friend k?
Anyone want to help me continue my binge? I'll be seen puking at 21st and Lovejoy sometime around 9pm. This will be shortly after I get kicked out of Wimpy's.
Then I'll be down at Joes Cellar and I'll be puking in front of there sometime around midnight.
Be my best friend k?
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allonblack:
cool
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[Edited on Jan 01, 2003]
user8935778:
d00d. i made crush status. im so happy i could cry.
but something happened. i read about your return to supreme alcoholism.. and my desire for the drink has started to wane.
serious. my vacation experiences usually include drunken gambling and dancing, etc.. but i havent been drinking much at all. in fact, the taste of alcohol has been so bad in my mouth, i almost feel like i dont want to drink at all.
im scared. hold me.
ill come and bake you cookies any time you like. what kind do you like best? i can bake them and send them to you. my gingerbread cookies were apparently very good.
hehe chin up darling. i miss Roy Rogers biscuits.
but something happened. i read about your return to supreme alcoholism.. and my desire for the drink has started to wane.
serious. my vacation experiences usually include drunken gambling and dancing, etc.. but i havent been drinking much at all. in fact, the taste of alcohol has been so bad in my mouth, i almost feel like i dont want to drink at all.
im scared. hold me.
ill come and bake you cookies any time you like. what kind do you like best? i can bake them and send them to you. my gingerbread cookies were apparently very good.
hehe chin up darling. i miss Roy Rogers biscuits.
Drank all day yesterday. Went to bed at 3am. Woke up at 10am, drove home. Started drinking at half past noon.
I want my brain to have an off switch. Help.
I want my brain to have an off switch. Help.
But wherever I have gone
I was sure to find myself there-
You can run all your life
But not go anywhere
Well I'll pass the bar on the way
To my dingy hotel room-
I spent all my money
Been drinkin' since half past noon-
I'll wake there in the mornin'
Or maybe in the county jail-
Times are hard getting harder
I'm born...
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I was sure to find myself there-
You can run all your life
But not go anywhere
Well I'll pass the bar on the way
To my dingy hotel room-
I spent all my money
Been drinkin' since half past noon-
I'll wake there in the mornin'
Or maybe in the county jail-
Times are hard getting harder
I'm born...
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emily:
yes,cut up his pretty little face
No one cares about happy moments. Maybe if I bitched and moaned about things sucking I'd be a lot more interesting.
I have a date in like 45 minutes. I haven't been this nervous since I was like 15.....
I predict that I'm drunk within an hour of us getting there. No wait... I guarantee it.
Be sure that I'll give em hell though! She's got a drinking problem too.
I hope this is the last night of sloppy drunk sex I have for the rest...
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I predict that I'm drunk within an hour of us getting there. No wait... I guarantee it.
Be sure that I'll give em hell though! She's got a drinking problem too.
I hope this is the last night of sloppy drunk sex I have for the rest...
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allonblack:
Holy shit this girl is amazing. I've been looking for this girl for years. And here she is.
I'm in such shock. So smitten, I can still taste those lips.... Jesus.....
Score: Jay = 1, bitter asshole = 0
Oh, and she wasn't a hook-up scrog girl. I actually like this person. I'm so fucking shocked.
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I'm in such shock. So smitten, I can still taste those lips.... Jesus.....
Score: Jay = 1, bitter asshole = 0
Oh, and she wasn't a hook-up scrog girl. I actually like this person. I'm so fucking shocked.
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I want to put on my garbandine pants, my cowboy shirt with the pistol buttons and pistols embroidered into the shoulders, play some country and shake my hips in my picture window in my living room.
For the sake of Christmas of course.
For the sake of Christmas of course.
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linz:
i dig portland so much. i can't wait to get there and get settled in.
allonblack:
Ooh wee! Portland is turning into a mecca for wonderful people!
I love this place so so so much.
I love this place so so so much.
I just found out Joe Strummer died. What a fucking awful, awful, fucking terrible week this has been.
So last week, I lose a friend that I actually liked, this week one of my childhood idols dies.
All good things must come to an end I guess.
So last week, I lose a friend that I actually liked, this week one of my childhood idols dies.
All good things must come to an end I guess.
allonblack:
Oh, on a "high" note, I got this for X-mas from my roomie.
http://neighn.home.mindspring.com/DS2_0051.jpg
http://neighn.home.mindspring.com/DS2_0051.jpg
Colds usually take at least 3 weeks to get out of my sysetm but this time it was just over a week.
Now I can start drinking again now that I'm better!!!
Oh wait.... I'm drunk as shit now... I'm all better!