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Imagine me saying this in an old English voice.

"Yes yes right then, he's lost all ees faculties in the great war of foursquare with biscuits and a good shave, quite right then"

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bettietwoguns:
hmmmmm . . .
user8935778:
im glad you like. i took them friday.
i love pink. eheh i have some more.

aer you doing well?
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There is so much of it I see everyday that it breaks my heart. I don't know if I can keep my eyes anymore. It hurts.
user8935778:
keep your eyes. so i can look at you. and you can look at me. and then we can say what we've always wanted to say without saying a word.

dont despair. it all works out in the end.
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In a pathetic attempt to cut the chord from my current love (dis)interest, I accepted a blind date from a friend.

Good fucking Christ I am never doing that again. Basically, I paid for $20 in drinks for her to talk about herself and when my friends showed she was so rude and kept interupting them all the time.

It's so fucking rare to meet...
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user8935778:
don't jive mother! you know what we want!

im the best. i have the hiccups. and pants with my name across the ass.. and a hoodie that says "heaven" like my tattoo.. weeeee!
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In a pathetic attempt to cut the chord from my current love (dis)interest, I accepted a blind date from a friend.

Good fucking Christ I am never doing that again. Basically, I paid for $20 in drinks for her to talk about herself and when my friends showed she was so rude and kept interupting them all the time.

It's so fucking rare to meet...
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I hope you all get the oral sex you deserve.

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mrzablowdowski:
I deserve better.
Less lip. Less teeth.
user8935778:
im thinking im cancelling my acct. its getting old, dont you think?
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If you don't think....

That cowboys cry...

Then you haven't heard...

A cowboy song...
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emily:
that comment you put in my journal...Oh man..Fuckers suck ass!!!
linz:
actually, that song was by "velvet underground" but the cowboy junkies covered it and covered it well i might add..thank you very much for the compliment..i love that song!!
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Moments of clarity can be the most painful 20 seconds in your life. Tonight I was taking a piss in some bar, barely able to stand up and it hit me. My girlfriend is obviously cheating on me. I spend about 150-200 a week on booze. When I do actually go to work I am so close to getting fired every day solely because of...
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linz:
hummina
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I bought some Jim Bean black label to celebrate the purchase of my new flask.

It's the little things that count.
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user8935778:
i am a total dirty bird. last night proved it.

i drank a bit too much for a thursday night.. i was alone at the bar at 9 waiting for my friend who wouldnt show up til 10:30.. and in that hour and a half.. i drank. um.. alot.

where were you when i needed you?!?! hmm?

for my 21st birthday.. my friends all got me flasks.. eheh i guess they know me so well.
emily:
I cant wait to get my ass to Portland!!We'll have to meet or somethin' I'm gonna start saving up right now..biggrin
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I've had Rock this Town stuck in my head all day. I got my hair(s)cut while that song was playing and now all day it's been stuck in my head.

It really makes the day more interesting.... SO come on pretty baby let's get outta here right away!
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user8935778:
im more fond of sexy and 17.. my little rock and roll queen. ill shake my ass and strip for you
but if you put on honky tonk women.. or beast of burden. ill really do a strip show.
linz:
how much do the stray cats rock? don't beat up my fan club..then i'd have no more fans and would have to depend on my self for esteem and i dont know if i could handle that. tongue
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Lots of people that I love are dying as of late. I'm going on 3 people in 4 weeks.

Stay away from me.

Or else you'll die soon.
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emily:
The same thing happens to me!!really no joke..
linz:
um..that'll do it, for sure..
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I usually hate all things, but that Reverend Horton Heat song "Interracial Cowboy Homo kind of love" is about as funny as it gets. Why can't I date my record collection.

It treats me better than any girlfriend I've ever had.
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user8935778:
ahhaha i love that song. i play it on the radio sometimes. weeeee!
linz:
the reverand comes to oklahoma all the time..my ex bf has one of their drumsticks from when they came to the dallas sound lab to record a song with lemmy..yes..that's right..lemmy from motorhead/. weird, no?
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My tatto guy is booked up for a month. Wtf is that about? 2 years ago I could show up with a burrito and by the time I was done with it I would be in the chair. Now I have to wait a month to even get a consultation before he'll even make an appointment to ink me.

I'm kind of offended in a...
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