allonblack

Last night I made a girl scream from oral. I've never had a bigger boost to the male ego or felt I earned a good breakfast before in my life.

I'd like to thank all the little people that made this possible!

I wish I could eat black metal up with a big fucking spoon. I just can't get enough.

It's been an obsession of mine since I was like 12 years old. I'm going to be 70 with an Emperor shirt on playing Immortal on guitar... Just watch

Well that's new. I got canned from what was close to a perfect job, and my brother just stopped by to tell me they are hiring at his company and I'd be getting paid 10 grand a year more to do less work. Pending I would get the job of course...

I swore I'd never go back to an office and work again, but, 30...
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Over the course of one week, I lost my job, got kicked out of another band for basically drinking and vanishing for an extended period of time, and I'm pretty sure my girlfriend will either be cheating on me soon or dumping me.

Yet, I don't care. Jobs come and go. My band sucked shit. And she's a nutcase. Ya see, this all revolves around...
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Hotcake House. I'm driving. Who's in?

I can't stop thinking about summertime here in Portland. Those hot days. 40's in coolers. Playing house shows for the likes of Chloe. /wink Friends coming out of PDX winter hibernation. No jackets. No umbrellas. No gloves.

Just lots of beer, friends, music, and blacking out at random food related wresting parties. I can't wait for this year. Who knows what this summer may bring.

Can you remember every shitty thing you've ever done?

Many moons ago my old band played a show with these guys called "Against Me!". You might have heard of them.

I remember the rhetoric "we aren't here for the money" etc... And if any band on this planet could get just fucking huge, and they refused to let it happen, it would be them.

But, they just signed to Fat Wreckchords. There are three...
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Finally getting my children of the corn tattoo. I don't know what happened to my tattoo guy, but, out of nowhere he started showing me a little attitude and asked for a deposit.It's weird. I've been going in there since he opened his shop. I've sent at least a dozen people his way. And I know out of those people they've sent more people his...
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I thought falling in love was a good thing... Then I met this one.

Porbably getting fired from my dream job tomorrow. You make your bed, that's where you lay.

Jumping off a bridge wouldn't be bad.