blah. moved some stuff out of my apartment on this weekend. big fun for a friday night, eh? i had an open house here on saturday morning. i was trying to convince all the potential tenants that they like the way i painted the place, cuz it's better than having all white walls. 2 more weeks left, still gotta find a p.o. box and a...
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nicolas:
because i live in portland
bob_dobalina:
for the best chocolates in los angeles go to the leonidas store on larchmont. they're flown in fresh from belgium every week. and rumors circulating around the home front tend to die as quickly as they surface. nine months after i left the east coast i found out that i was running assault weapons to mexico. if only life were so interesting.
last night while sitting at nova, i watched a man who did not appear to be homeless reach into a trash can, pull out an empty mountain dew, take a sip, put it back, and then dig around some more. nothing else for him. he then stood in front of the store beside nova and used the glass as a mirror. his hair was very...
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manspeaker:
get in the box....
dr_h:
you know Alice your pritty cute....
aneyone tell you that?
he he
aneyone tell you that?
he he
peacocks and trash cans and desert trays.... i talked to the tattooed donkey the other night. you're a funny fellow, mr. donkey. i'm going to have to beat you down into visiting los angeles since i can't come up to the bay area right now.... so i was standing outside of the knitting factory last night on a little smoke break, and this man walks...
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a35mmlife:
Dahmer is great. I recommend it to everyone. Its very well made. Did you know that there is no distribution company in place for that movie? The filmmakers are doing that all by themselves? Very uncommon and very, very hard to pull off. But they are doing it and doing it well. It's kinda the indie darling of the summer. It's a wonderful film to support- for its artistry and for its cahoneeeeees.
Damn, such a film geek.
Damn, such a film geek.
macbastard:
Yes that WAS the sex scene I was refering too! So are we having a Meet Claudia party or what?
P.s. I like your ta-tas.
Macsnidlywhiplash
P.s. I like your ta-tas.
Macsnidlywhiplash
well, this weekend was kind of crazy. i went to the vibeflow party on friday night. jeremy was not so sober. there was some girl who kept pulling her pants down and showing everybody her ass. eventually she took this guy on to the roof to fuck him. and i guess some other girl took off her shirt and had some dude licking her boobies....
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abbiehoff:
i remember the last time i went to a rave and started to grow this bitter sweet hatred for raves, was when this little candy kid shoved an oversize Pacifier right in my face and got tangled in his ensemble of glow-in-the-dark wrist bands and necklaces. hah it was actually poetry in motion come to think of it.
Eh back to the cartoon episodes..."pfffoooof".
Eh back to the cartoon episodes..."pfffoooof".
bletch:
the sheep says: smokeing is baaaaaaaaaddddddddd
you ever have one of those days where it feels like somebody just told you they ate your cats and burnt your house to the ground? i'm really sad today, though i'm not quite sure why. granted these past couple of weeks haven't been fantastic, but why so sad today?...... it's weird to me that the jiffy lube people recognize me. am i really there...
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elise:
woo hoo alice thinks i rock the casbah!! niiiiiice!!!! 
aww spongebob! i don't want cute little innocent spongebob seeing me naked anyway! :-D
thanks for the comment darling. you will always be one of my favorites!
and i hope you feel better, but sometimes it's just nice to be good and sad, ya know?
xoxoxo
elise
aww spongebob! i don't want cute little innocent spongebob seeing me naked anyway! :-D
thanks for the comment darling. you will always be one of my favorites!
and i hope you feel better, but sometimes it's just nice to be good and sad, ya know?
xoxoxo
elise
jessica:
You've pinpointed exacly how I've been feeling lately. Maybe 'cause we're both Tauruses?
And the Jiffy Lube boys remember you because you're hot, duh! Hope you got to rock the casbah!
And the Jiffy Lube boys remember you because you're hot, duh! Hope you got to rock the casbah!
okay, this is my third attempt at updating this piece of shit journal. i have updated it twice today, and every time i click the submit button, the entry disappears. this is stupid..... i'm not quite so insane anymore. still stressed, but not as much as i was last week. urge to kill rising! fading. so i started packing boxes yesterday. fun? no. gotta drop...
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macbastard:
Hey...Since youve been like...Stalking me....Could you throw in some rape as well? Im sort of board and Forced abusive sex at the hands of a power hungey agressor might be just the thing to cure my douldrums!
Thanks!
Macdummy
Thanks!
Macdummy
a35mmlife:
Bummer bout the bailing of the bachlorette bungallo.
Don't ask. Sorry.
My girlfriend and I went to the Q for that party but didn't run into anyone. I didn't even know where to look for you amongst the glowsticks and kids with their eyes rolled into the backs of their heads. I wanted to introduce you all to my better half.
An old school and awsome graffiti and stencil artist- Bansky- is having an art opening tomorrow night (Friday) Its at the 33 1/3 Gallery at 1618 1/2 Silverlake Blvd in Silverlake with free drinkage from 6 to 9. just in case you are looking for something to do in the hood...
still wanna see that film...
Don't ask. Sorry.
My girlfriend and I went to the Q for that party but didn't run into anyone. I didn't even know where to look for you amongst the glowsticks and kids with their eyes rolled into the backs of their heads. I wanted to introduce you all to my better half.
An old school and awsome graffiti and stencil artist- Bansky- is having an art opening tomorrow night (Friday) Its at the 33 1/3 Gallery at 1618 1/2 Silverlake Blvd in Silverlake with free drinkage from 6 to 9. just in case you are looking for something to do in the hood...
still wanna see that film...
fuck my insurance company! this weeks sucks. so i go to the yucky gyno today (yeah, i know you guys love hearing gyno stories) and she does her thing and some culture tests (whatever those are) and i walk out happy that i didn't vomit on her cuz i'm terrified of doctors, especially ones that do uncomfortable stuff in my happy place. and so then...
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lesa:
Hi honey pie.
bside:
alice deserves a massage. shout out! cheer up girl, you're too wonderful to be sad. btw, i'm heading to montana in 2 weeks! crazy shi-ite. hopefully no rednecks try to wrangle me. jeeezus!
- bside spice.
( yes i am part of the *new* spice-girls. don't hate the playah, hate the game. foo. )
- bside spice.
( yes i am part of the *new* spice-girls. don't hate the playah, hate the game. foo. )
i have beaten by the big stress doll. i am feeling poopy to the max. i have 30 days to get all of my shit ouf of my apartment as well as repaint it all back to white. blech! paint fumes make me nauscious. so much painting to do. i can no longer afford to live here, i am in a big of a pickle...
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maryjane:
*insert GIANT hug here* Alice, sorry to hear, but don't fret for long, it will all work out. Oh, my kitties, especially the little orange kitten named "ziggy" are giving you purrs and "biscuits" (that's when they are purring and they do that thing with their paws- kneading) right now because they heard of your stressful situation from your two kitties- cats always send kitty vibes to one another, so they just wanted to express their kindness. As do I, Alice, but it always works out in the long run. Try and have a more pleasant day filled with groovines, MaryJane
jeremy:
How could let the stress doll beat you like that? I've seen you kick some ass...it's time you turned that against that fuckhead of a doll over there!
Sorry to hear about all the crap going on...I got an eviction notice the week of Christmas, so I know how stressful it is. Here's another hug to help you get through this.
Sorry to hear about all the crap going on...I got an eviction notice the week of Christmas, so I know how stressful it is. Here's another hug to help you get through this.
so my car thought it would be funny to take a shit on me yesterday while driving aroud hollywood. ha ha, jezabelle. not funny! so now i need a new water pump and by pass hoses (whatever those are) and it's going to cost me $300. yeah, that sucks. no car until sometime friday. i was close to q so i went and hung out...
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macbastard:
I know what you look liuke clothed!!! Man Am I a privliged fellow!!! Hey everyone I saw Alice with like a coat on!!! Bam! How you like THEM apples!?!
Macstupid
Macstupid
taurin:
hey there...this is taurin...cool party friday night...tell rich I said hi and I'm liking forward to the next actionsound party...tell rich to listen to that CD damnit! and I'll talk to you guys soon...sorry to hear about your car
went to a friend's going away party on friday night. rocked the casbah in san diego this weekend. not much sleep, but i had fun.... i'm having a claudia-esque situation. don't you hate that feeling that you're being spied on? i remember my mom going through my stuff when i was in high school, but i kind of thought that after you moved away and...
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manspeaker:
do you want to work on saturday???? ....i have a quieter job for you if you do..((Q))..p.s. you are definately a women...no doubts here....
manspeaker:
glad to see you last nite...it was fun eating peaches and listening to bjork...i will see you on saturday...
holy shit. i don't think that i have ever puked up as much stomach bile as i did today. i feel like poo on a stick. tijuana did me in hardcore. me, amber, and kim drove down last night and got completely trashed. they were making the waiters talk dirty to them in spanish while we fought off creepy dudes trying to grind on our...
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manspeaker:
those are all the reasons why i think you rule....
givit:
puke, stripping and poked pu-tang!, ah those wild nights at grammas house 
blah blah blah blah blah..... sort of a crazy weekend. spent a lot of it being pretty drunk. went down to vice on friday night and got a bunch of free drinks: vodka and red bull. saw one of djd's friends. djd in los angeles? bring it on. checked out some drum n bass in my drunken state after that... spent hours on saturday bleaching...
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jeremy:
I think a small coffee shop/cafe is probably your best choice. Just don't let them know about your torturous habits 
bside:
i vote for go go dancing. i think Alice would be the best go go dancer ever. and i'm pretty sure i'm not alone. must go now, the gulfstream just dropped me off after a mild tour of the south east california and lets just say that havasu is not getting any more mellow.