I fucking love Jim Norton. I saw him a few weeks ago in Atlanta and he did an awesome job. His books are awesome. He's awesome. He's not even attractive and I'm putting him on my list of celebrities I'm allowed to fuck without my husband divorcing me.
I'm in so much pain today. Physical pain. I'm covered in bruises and I don't know why. My legs are bruised, both of my shoulders have bruises, it feels like the back of my head is bruised, and this spot on my back where two of my vertebrae always stick out is sore and makes me wince with any amount of pressure. I feel like... Read More
you are definitely not the only one that loves browsing the unloved sets. not by a long shot.
p.s. that ass shaking thing is called the ass clap and it took me 3 weeks of constant practice to learn.. I looked like an spastic idiot until I got it down. haha. its harder than it seems.
I just like the MR sets in general. Its fun to see the different photography and just sometimes the flat out failure. Its beyond me that some of these girls submit sets and sometimes seems they didn't look at live sets to set a standard. By no means am I saying its because of the way they look but some of the sets are just flat out horrible. Shit, if I'm going to get nekkid on the interwebs I'm gonna make damn well sure my set looks professional and hot.
Either way, props to all of them for at least trying.
Two people fall in love instantly, war happens, constant violence happens, the killing of about 30 animals happens, sadness, sadness, sadness, man finally comes home to woman and then immediately dies, but... Read More
you're right. it couldve been an accident. but you know that little search the girls bar? you type in 3 letters and every girl shows up with those letters in their name. if she was really concerned with being an SG, don't you think she could have taken the time to search the site a little better to see if potentially that name was taken? kind of how you browse sets so you can do something original and it gets accepted. no biggie, im over it. its the internet.
Hmm... I wonder if it's the gaping-mouth look that has so many people digging this set. No, that can't be it. Well, is it the blurriness? The shit lighting? The plain, boring backdrop? The lack of angles?
That, ladies and gentlemen, deserves a big old-fashioned "BOOYAH!"
Red Eye is basically the highlight of my work day. Working in the middle of the damn night doesn't seem so bad when it means I get to set aside a break to watch my beloved Greg Guttfeld.
Took Leela to the new dog park today! I felt bad for her because she isn't extremely cute, so she wasn't getting much attention from people. She had a good time though.
She was rescued from a steel trap in South Carolina, which left one of her eyes black and icky looking. Plus, she probably just wasn't extremely cute to begin with. She's a very... Read More
people that are mean to dogs in any kind of way makes me so mad. people are so mean. had i have seen your dog would have loved to play with her and pet her.
