Figured out why i've been in a funny mood for the last month or so.
I haven't been listening to hip hop in AGES. Which explains the vague and absent feeling that I was missing... something.
Now i've queued up some De La Soul on iTunes, and all is well in stately Black manor.
I think The Grind Date has achieved the rank of "Under...
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I haven't been listening to hip hop in AGES. Which explains the vague and absent feeling that I was missing... something.
Now i've queued up some De La Soul on iTunes, and all is well in stately Black manor.
I think The Grind Date has achieved the rank of "Under...
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Paul's Day, in List form.
Things that are life affirming:
1# Being woken by tiny puppy dog. Bless you, you hairy little thing. Now get out of my room.
2# Falling down the stairs. Not an embarrassing stumble, A full on, running in a hurry, make a full on mis-step into dreadful empty air and plummet, rolling a screaming to the cold hard ground.
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Things that are life affirming:
1# Being woken by tiny puppy dog. Bless you, you hairy little thing. Now get out of my room.
2# Falling down the stairs. Not an embarrassing stumble, A full on, running in a hurry, make a full on mis-step into dreadful empty air and plummet, rolling a screaming to the cold hard ground.
And...
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tsui:
hahah I get you. I find that when I trip up the stairs it is merely a break from the monotony of escalator rides. I didnt fall you know.
johnnyforeigner:
God, I wish I had a dog. I'd call it Dave. I may be repeating myelf here 
There should've been more to the rest of that, but it appears I'm currently writing the crap out, so I've stopped showing off until I go back to being good. Rest assured, nothing works out as it appears it does.
The One is Devious/amoral. The One has ulterior/hidden motives. The One is complex/secretive.
I came home first today, to stately Black Manor. As usual, I...
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The One is Devious/amoral. The One has ulterior/hidden motives. The One is complex/secretive.
I came home first today, to stately Black Manor. As usual, I...
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johnnyforeigner:
That'd look good on any reference. Or in an interview...
"Can you give us an example of your organisational experience?"
"I once organised a fight"
"That's not that impressive.."
"Between 300 hundred men"
"I THOUGHT I'd seen you on the news!"
"Can you give us an example of your organisational experience?"
"I once organised a fight"
"That's not that impressive.."
"Between 300 hundred men"
"I THOUGHT I'd seen you on the news!"
johnnyforeigner:
I have to enter as well dude. If only for my CV. "I heard he punched a man so hard a guy's intestine collapsed just from watchin'" 
"The Two reporting to The One. Subject is found, Subject is safe, within parameters decreed by doctrine. Awaiting further instruction by The One. The Two Awaits - The Two Is Patient, Prepared."
Two insectile centaurs stood before the astronaut, Ant like, armoured abdomens and thoraxes, black and oil slick smooth, shining like black obsidian glass - looking dense and heavy. Their midsections rose up like...
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Two insectile centaurs stood before the astronaut, Ant like, armoured abdomens and thoraxes, black and oil slick smooth, shining like black obsidian glass - looking dense and heavy. Their midsections rose up like...
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creamygoodness:
I like this one, but I think you end it too soon and too abruptly, I'd like to have learnt a little more about The Two/One.
I think you should check out Grant Morrison's run on Doom Patrol. The man throws out more sublimely insane ideas in an issue than most people could manage in a whole book. He did a storyline about a travelling, transvestite street called Danny The Street, for christssakes.
I think you should check out Grant Morrison's run on Doom Patrol. The man throws out more sublimely insane ideas in an issue than most people could manage in a whole book. He did a storyline about a travelling, transvestite street called Danny The Street, for christssakes.
The Vikings sent their dead out to sea with their sword and their possessions alongside them. Their horses, dogs, slaves and women next to them in a long boat, put out to sea with provisions for the journey.
The ship would sail out of sight, burning into the night.
I can't help but feel some connection.
This far from home, the Earth isn't even a...
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The ship would sail out of sight, burning into the night.
I can't help but feel some connection.
This far from home, the Earth isn't even a...
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caramel:
Every had a good cry in zero gravity? It's beautiful. Each tear slowly detaches and floats away from your face as surface tension gives way. Cry for long enough, or hard enough, and you're surrounded by a tiny contellation of wobbling crystal balls, tiny and salt perfect.
Now, that's poetry.
Now, that's poetry.
johnnyforeigner:
Cheers dude 
The punch bag might be a good option - we've got a garage, so I might be able to find space... I need to find something aerobic, basically. It's just fitness and weight loss I'm bothered about, I've proven many times recently that I'm mighty 
The punch bag might be a good option - we've got a garage, so I might be able to find space... I need to find something aerobic, basically. It's just fitness and weight loss I'm bothered about, I've proven many times recently that I'm mighty I bought the Complete Chronicles of Conan today.
Therefore, expect me to be out of contact for the next... ohhh I don't know... Two weeks.
Fare You Well, Weaklings.
CROM!
Therefore, expect me to be out of contact for the next... ohhh I don't know... Two weeks.
Fare You Well, Weaklings.
CROM!
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creamygoodness:
I... I... I honestly don't know if that was a joke or not... 
creamygoodness:
Most importantly: Was that guy naked just now?
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johnnyforeigner:
As long as you learn from this, move on, and grow as a person
johnnyforeigner:
Next SGUK event
It's twenty to twelve. I'm going to do chins and press ups till I fall down and cry.
Go Team Macho Bullshit!
Go Team Macho Bullshit!
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foralways:
How could i forget? Maybe I should leave you to do your manly working out...
foralways:
It's your fault i'm not going to be able to get to sleep tonight. 
Things About Paul That Are Not Commonly Known.
1#I cry at films.
Let's just make this clear. Romantic Movies, indeed, tear jerkers of any description (Boy meets girls, girl meets terminal disease, cue music) leave my eyes bone dry and my skull bzzing with the dull whine of a Killing Rage.
However, films featuring combat scenes of frightening intensity will make me spontaenously sob...
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1#I cry at films.
Let's just make this clear. Romantic Movies, indeed, tear jerkers of any description (Boy meets girls, girl meets terminal disease, cue music) leave my eyes bone dry and my skull bzzing with the dull whine of a Killing Rage.
However, films featuring combat scenes of frightening intensity will make me spontaenously sob...
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thenonstopdancer:
I sense WAR !
I sense WAR !
caramel:
Pah. Spoilsport.
The central doctrine of my task here is to "record without judgement or hypothesis."
I am merely a junior (very junior) academic. More senior collegues will work to unlock the puzzles I record. My job here is to merely observe.
I hold no illusions about my work, it is not important enough to even warrant the presence of a Caliban Unit. I spend my days...
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I am merely a junior (very junior) academic. More senior collegues will work to unlock the puzzles I record. My job here is to merely observe.
I hold no illusions about my work, it is not important enough to even warrant the presence of a Caliban Unit. I spend my days...
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matt87:
[Edited on Feb 24, 2006 6:35AM]
[Edited on Feb 24, 2006 6:35AM]
matt87:
tune in next week....good read
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creamygoodness:
Huh, I laugh at all those crazy liberals who said we needed to be PC.
tribalmisfit:
oh no more comiczzzzz 
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opalia:
Gwynnie in Sliding Doors (blond)
Jake in Jarhead (mainly cos he gets his top off a lot more)
1.don't know
2. don't know
3. Black Beauty by Anna Sewell
You've def thrown down the origami gauntlet, it may take me ages but I'm gonna have to try do that now.
Jake in Jarhead (mainly cos he gets his top off a lot more)
1.don't know
2. don't know
3. Black Beauty by Anna Sewell
You've def thrown down the origami gauntlet, it may take me ages but I'm gonna have to try do that now.
munch:
tenebaums gwynnie
darko jake (cos of the skeleton suit)
1. huh? i think there was a turtle one somewhere, but i can't for the life of me remember it, or where it was from
2. a little fat maori with a tattooed face
3. oh, i think Where The Wild Things Live is a damn good choice - or his follow-up book, One Monster After Another
darko jake (cos of the skeleton suit)
1. huh? i think there was a turtle one somewhere, but i can't for the life of me remember it, or where it was from
2. a little fat maori with a tattooed face
3. oh, i think Where The Wild Things Live is a damn good choice - or his follow-up book, One Monster After Another
I think you need a new system.
[Edited on Mar 24, 2006 8:41AM]