Monday Apr 24, 2006

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barny:
naked jelly wrestling COOOOOOOMMMEEEEEE OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!
acwildheart:
In the words of the Mighty Boosh, it looks like he's about to take someone out for a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain and order up a side portion of Violent Quiche.

Monday Apr 24, 2006

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Once upon a time,
This bloke here created a website called Big Robot, which was home to all manner of aceness and oddity, which has spawned An Album, and you can listen to a fragment of it.
foralways:
you mean fragment?
mck:
Rossignol! I haven't seen him in years.

Sunday Apr 23, 2006

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its_matt:
my version on jeebus would look like the drummer from kings of leon, i would imagine.

Its a shame how people pin there insane ideals on their gods. i cant think of a single god who ever said 'kill everyone that disagrees with me' yet somewhere along the line, some idiot has interpreted some quite innocent passage of their holy book to mean that. surely the best thing would to achieve peace now on earth while we are living than constantly state how much better things are going to be when you die.

Tuesday Apr 18, 2006

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My mouse is Fucked. Horribly Horribly Fucked. Like a pretty young man's first day in Gen Pop fucked.

This makes using the internerd horribly difficult. So, you know, If you've got a comment, recently, feel blessed, it took about five minutes, and a whole lotta swearing.

The kinda swearing that makes a fella's nose bleed.
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acwildheart:
Aye, having been there I realise it's about as frustrating as a spoon with a hole in it. frown
johnnyforeigner:
The kind of swearing that could kill a chicken? shocked

I'm declaring myself Sheriff of this dump ARRR!!!

Tuesday Apr 11, 2006

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A Brief Glimpse into Paul's Horrible, Horrible Head.
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crackheidi:
Hurt a lot, just about as much as I could take, felt the endorphins kick in after 10 mins or so, but they did precious little good. I'm happy though.
opalia:
hey how you doing?

Monday Apr 10, 2006

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What to talk about today... oh! How about me! That's a brilliant idea!

Specifically, lets focus on one of my many, many contradictions.

I am named after a saint, because my parent's are clever clever quick quick, and realised that it wouldn't go out of fashion, and also, wouldn't make me sound like a twat - like, say for example, 'Wayne' would.

Saint Paul is...
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foralways:
All I can say is...

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What went wrong?! ha

johnnyforeigner:
Mercy shocked

Thursday Apr 06, 2006

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Let's talk about my profile...

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

Has it actually been that long? Two years? TWO YEARS? What the hell have I been doing with my life? Damn I'm a bum..

AGE: 24 (Dec 05, 1981)

I used to be so young... This actually bothers me massively. By the time my mum was this age, she'd already had me and my brother and...
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foralways:
I'm still here for the pretty girls. blush
poptard:
your also two years

fucking ell we are S-A-D

Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

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Dores anyone not know that I work in a bookshop?

I work in a bookshop, it is another of my many contradictions.

I see every book that comes into the shop, which is ace. Often, I'll see a book that will remind me of someone or I'll think "Ohhh, I know who'll like that..."

So, A quick run down of book based musings for today....
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creamygoodness:
NO MAN FOISTS CLASSIC SCI-FI LITERATURE ON ME YOU UNSPEAKABLE BLAGGARD!
foralways:
I just realised how little you look like your profile picture.

Sunday Apr 02, 2006

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FRIDAY = Mayhem

SATURDAY = Socialising

SUNDAY = Idleness

Message Ends.
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johnnyforeigner:
Journal entry = concise ARRR!!!
johnnyforeigner:
Often the same thing, I've found. And vodka and press ups? I'd spill it shocked

Wednesday Mar 29, 2006

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Reason Why CreamyGoodness is Ace on Toast

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Session Start (jericho_blane@hotmail.com:Ben): Wed Mar 29 21:10:54 2006

[21:11] We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts: Ahoy Roistering Ben! Fetch fresh cabin boys, we voyage for adventure at Dawn!

[21:12] Ben: There be a blood dawn this morn' cap'n. I don't like it, in all me years on the seas I never...
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creamygoodness:
Maybe so, but Roistering Ben mocks your puny processing power from the warm and fuzzy glow of his new flatscreen 19" monitor.
poppystrike:
I favour Georgian Englsih myself, however one can appreciate the accuracy of the dialect in which thou speakest.

Tuesday Mar 28, 2006

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I've written out the crap* - If I feel like it, I may soon bring you stories of sexual diseases, maliscious genius, and collapsing universes.

REJOICE.

*Crap being a relative value

Although I may decide I'm being an attention seeking whore, and not bother.

Today, I have been fighting the impulse to join the army. I occasionaly get fucking sick of stuff - like spending...
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its_matt:
Why not be a policeman?
Or a doorman?
Or a bat-man?
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