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Subject - Don't Believe The Hype



AgentBlack is a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around AgentBlack, birds suddenly appear, and choruses of angels sing hymns to AgentBlack's bonny face. Sadly, unless AgentBlack tells you more about AgentBlack, this is all you'll ever know about AgentBlack.



The hot weather gets to me - it takes me a while to adapt to it. I get woozy and dopey. I...
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poppystrike:
Yeah - and you're not on mine either. Ha!

Why would you run in this heat? Why? I beieve that you are imbalanced. On the plus side - you have nice muscles. Hehe kiss.
foralways:
I don't think you did, did you? And why cough mixture?

The heat sends me a bit crazy. And the lady is correct, you do have nice muscles.
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"Doctor is it true that he's as handsome as a deity?"

Like a chiselled greek god,
Plus nimble as a tree frog,
But with the strength of ten men,
WHO EACH POSSESS THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN!

"In other words, the strength of a hundred men?"

Nurse, please don't interrupt me when,
I'm in the midst of descipting an honest folk legend,
Rumour has it...
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johnnyforeigner:
Pfft. The work Abs did with Fase is much better tongue
sky:
i will go and listen too it. but i bet it's crap tongue
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Right - Probably going to Hay on Wye this saturday, with my number one crush of all time.

Likely forcast - Some form of humiliation, resulting in Paul hiding his heartbreak in ever more compulsive exercise.

Stay tuned!
foralways:
Hold her down and talk about books and history AT her. She wont be able to resist.

Good luck, oh and you spelt forecast wrong. tut tut.
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Ever find out someone from Real Life has a connection to SG world?
It's weird, isn't it?

Let's make a list:

I'm getting back into Elliot Smith again. Observe my senstive poet's soul!

I spent a good portion of today explaining the narrative complexities of Ghostbusters 2 and Crocodile Dundee to Handsome G

I'm going to China! I'm going to eat scorpions, but not dogs,...
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creamygoodness:
I'll take some of that action! 50 Dinari on the girl with the striking profile!

And if you're after hip-hop, I recommend some of Ratatat's remixes, because Ratatat are awesome, you should check their stuff out.
foralways:
the shame, indeed.

I've not been in a hip-hop mood lately either. I have no recommendations.

I like your plan.
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foralways:
I wasn't sure if I'd want to either, but i have heard that it's pretty good. by two sources. hmmm, i may risk it.
its_matt:
it made me weep, they put about 3 films worth of characters and stories into 1 90 min film. WHY NOT JUST CHANGE THE FUCKING NAME OF THE FILM, SO THEN YOU WONT LOOK AS STUPID WHEN YOU SUGGEST MORE SEQUELS?
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Ohh, I've been fucking around on beta.

Answer me these questions three.

How do I read my bookmarked journals through beta?

That's pretty much the only question, I reall don't want to have to click through everyone one of my friends profiles to see if they've updated, that would be too horrifically myspazzed.

Where Is the bookmark button? Am I just being thick?

Wait, just...
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crackheidi:
Like foralways said, a triumph of form before function, it is damn perdy though.
its_matt:
its all pretty and shit, like dating a supermodel ignore the problems and remember how pretty she is, then hope perform well in the bedroom.
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foralways:


Team Paul's favourtite short person Sky ended up stranded in filthy london


creamygoodness:
You're like a veritable goldmine of hideous psyche-scarring filth, you must feel so proud!

IT'S LIKE A GATEWAY TO HELL!
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almostfamous:
are you talking about ben?
almostfamous:
well i do apologise, i wasn't aware you needed my help getting rid of girls, obviously i'd have done what i could had i known.

shame you didn't get shot of ben though, he is persistent. next time you tickle him to the ground just leg it before he gets his breath back.
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Whilst other people have been living their dissolute and immoral lives - I'm talking about you, Ben - I've been hanging out with my brother before he goes to China.

Things discussed - What would the world be like if the mongols had conquered Europe, and then after consolidating their victories, moved into sub-saharan Africa?

The finer points of militant fashion - Shamags and AK's...
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poptard:
don't start with the fight club again!

were know were this led don't we! and i'n not going back to 2002 again either!
poptard:
what have ai herd what?


shall we go see the drips, i think you'll like em