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REJOICE!

For I Have Returned!

GIVE THANKS!

I have many exciting tales from my time in the wilderness, which I will gladly impart to you!

REJOICE!

I was in an amazing car crash, which utterly destroyed the Mk3 Blackmobile, but walked away unhurt.

GIVE THANKS!

I'v gotten my body fat down to 8%. My resting heart rate is sticking at 60-64 mark. I shall attempt...
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I didn't really have much of an opinion about John Peel when I was younger. A lot of what I heard him playing when I was still listening to Radio One went right over my head, at the time.

But he still had a fair effect on my musical landscape, indirectly, if only by championing Idlewild. Favourite band of the first Girl I had a...
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I didn't really have much of an opinion about John Peel when I was younger. A lot of what I heard him playing when I was still listening to Radio One went right over my head, at the time.

But he still had a fair effect on my musical landscape, indirectly, if only by championing Idlewild. Favourite band of the first Girl I had a...
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AHAHAHAHA


I had fun.

If I haven't addded you, don't be annoyed, I've forgotten nearly everyones names
I'll get around to it soon enough.

I've been reading more books again, becaause my brain is fat and lazy.

I really like William S Burroughs stufff, and picked up his book Junky the other day.

Having read some of Junky, and re-reading Naked Lunch, I got this idea about cells that Burroughs talks about.

Junk feeding cells, that die when you go without skag. When you get back on the junk,...
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Annoyance:

Was going to go to a meet on Saturday, but most likely won't be able to afford to go. Shit candles.

This vexes me, 'cos I wan't to be able to put names to faces. Ahh well...

I've just cracked my spine, like you crack your knuckles, only much louder and infinetely more terrifying.

I can still feel my legs though. Hurrah!

People I could break with my bare hands.

Male Models

Anyone who thinks Conan is a bad movie.

Vegans

Lego People

Long Story Short, I ain't working at Fitness First Now More, It was fun, but it's over. Here are some of my editted highlights, for you lucky, lucky people.

1# The mini saga of Dodgy Ahmet the Turk, attempted via a swingers website to get a little hot 'n' horny action in the sauna and was hunted in a tense and suspenseful game of cat...
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Trying To Psyche myself up for Monday Morning.

Will Be Best Damn Personal Trainer there is!

Will not look Intimidating!

Will Try Not to break the stunted little runt who annoy's me with his very existence.

Yes.

In other news, I want to go to Iceland, Then barcelona, Then... Someplace else. Suggestions?

Gah, bloody getting up early on a Saturday.

Attention Fat People of Romford/Essex area; Don't bother booking me on saturday morning.

I know you're thinking, "but I never do anything on a saturday morning, I'll train then...", But let me explain some things.

YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING ON A SATURDAY MORNING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE.

Remember this, and you won't book me...
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Job is looking up. Woot Woot!

Need to look into getting an Amateur Boxing Assoc. qualification, as one to one boxing training is well popular at the moment, on the fitness 'scene'.

Fighting and exercising, combined into one! I've never been so happy!