Isn't today just.... Glorious?
Today was spent with pretty pretty pretty girl. Last sunday we spent together, we hung out by a a large body of water, and chatted about oh... all sorts of things. There was shy, body contact, accidental hand holding and lots of meaningful eyecontact. I got a tan. It was fun.
Today, we went to the Natural History Museum in scenic...
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Today was spent with pretty pretty pretty girl. Last sunday we spent together, we hung out by a a large body of water, and chatted about oh... all sorts of things. There was shy, body contact, accidental hand holding and lots of meaningful eyecontact. I got a tan. It was fun.
Today, we went to the Natural History Museum in scenic...
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"This Song is called..."
You shout and scream and sweat and grin, packed in so tight that you swap sweat with all the other rejects around you. Fists wave in the air, and the heats comes in waves from all directions, radiated from a hundred other punk mutants, crammed together , sweaty shaved chimps, hooting and creaming at the man-mountain on stage.
"1, 2, 3,...
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You shout and scream and sweat and grin, packed in so tight that you swap sweat with all the other rejects around you. Fists wave in the air, and the heats comes in waves from all directions, radiated from a hundred other punk mutants, crammed together , sweaty shaved chimps, hooting and creaming at the man-mountain on stage.
"1, 2, 3,...
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super:
well... you said it first... 
poptard:
it was a fucking ace gig en all
though i may be takenf Zoe to teh cambrige one
oh yes
zoe
again
though i may be takenf Zoe to teh cambrige one
oh yes
zoe
again
"My Day's better than Your Day."
Are you sitting comfortably?
No? Life's hard. Moving on...
Spent the day with pretty pretty Kelly. On paper, no progress was made, because we said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek. But.
BUT. The Eye Contact. I say again, in capital letters, The Eye Contact. Like some kind of physical force.
Added to the 'too cool for school'...
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Are you sitting comfortably?
No? Life's hard. Moving on...
Spent the day with pretty pretty Kelly. On paper, no progress was made, because we said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek. But.
BUT. The Eye Contact. I say again, in capital letters, The Eye Contact. Like some kind of physical force.
Added to the 'too cool for school'...
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fleurdeguerre:
I am looking forward to the day I can eat a biscuit without putting on a pound, let alone chips and mayo. oooh exercise. It's good, huh?
poppystrike:
Well I did. But I was haemorrhaging throughout.
What's the situation with the moves then?
What's the situation with the moves then?
A random selection of people I have had a crush on, presented in no particular order, for your delight, perusal and edification.
Uma Thurman
Katie Puckrick
Brodie Armstrong
Dr Girlfriend
Daria
Fairuza Balk
Audrey Hepburn
Grace Kelly
Lauren Bacall
Kelly Osbourne
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kirsten Dunst
Molly Ringwald
In The Goonies, not Andy, but her mate with the glasses.
Darryl Hannah - Blade Runner
Darryl Hannah...
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Uma Thurman
Katie Puckrick
Brodie Armstrong
Dr Girlfriend
Daria
Fairuza Balk
Audrey Hepburn
Grace Kelly
Lauren Bacall
Kelly Osbourne
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kirsten Dunst
Molly Ringwald
In The Goonies, not Andy, but her mate with the glasses.
Darryl Hannah - Blade Runner
Darryl Hannah...
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johnnyforeigner:
I like 1 and a half of those girls 
And it clearly wasn't meant to be dude, I mean could you really stand to be with someone who couldn't see the romance of dozens of rabbit corpses?
And it clearly wasn't meant to be dude, I mean could you really stand to be with someone who couldn't see the romance of dozens of rabbit corpses?
super:
Daria? Jane was hotter!
The Kanye album is a bit over produced, but would you expect any different? It's good check it out. Its no 'college dropout' though...
The Kanye album is a bit over produced, but would you expect any different? It's good check it out. Its no 'college dropout' though...
"You've turned into a hermit."
Perhaps. I'm a fucking sexy one though.
Things I intend to do at some point.
Make some more stencils.
Sort out another profile photo. I grow tired of the sight of my slack belly. Apparently it's all the craze to have a photograph of yourself in glasses, looking 'book'. We shall see.
Make pretty pretty Kelly the New Girl my...
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Perhaps. I'm a fucking sexy one though.
Things I intend to do at some point.
Make some more stencils.
Sort out another profile photo. I grow tired of the sight of my slack belly. Apparently it's all the craze to have a photograph of yourself in glasses, looking 'book'. We shall see.
Make pretty pretty Kelly the New Girl my...
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johnnyforeigner:
...like Connect 4 
johnnyforeigner:
...and settling it by playing Connect 4?
You can't fall out with me, it's my birthday in about ten minutes
You can't fall out with me, it's my birthday in about ten minutes
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mck:
Generally, I think.
Are you coming out anytime soon?
Are you coming out anytime soon?
mck:
We've noticed. Sort it out young man.
Things that are fun that I have done today
Sticking a plasma grenade onto an Elite's head. Fear me, alien.
Out running a dog. Fear me, canine.
Chin ups. Fear me, biceps
Text based flirting with new girl at work. Love me, female.
Sticking a plasma grenade onto an Elite's head. Fear me, alien.
Out running a dog. Fear me, canine.
Chin ups. Fear me, biceps
Text based flirting with new girl at work. Love me, female.
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poptard:
so what tent you want?
nogodsnomanagers:
the less said about crashing the better in general
shudder
i have to wait a whole nother day till it is in my clutches, the torture
shudder
i have to wait a whole nother day till it is in my clutches, the torture
"What's it like being Handsome G?"
"It's like Love and Peace and also Honey"
A magical world indeed.
Favourite word I've hauled from the dictionary today
"Haruspex - in ancient Rome, a diviner who based his predictions on the entrails of animals"
Now that, you fuckers, is a career..
"It's like Love and Peace and also Honey"
A magical world indeed.
Favourite word I've hauled from the dictionary today
"Haruspex - in ancient Rome, a diviner who based his predictions on the entrails of animals"
Now that, you fuckers, is a career..
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johnnyforeigner:
Well, obviously, we spent the first hour feeling sad, saying things like "where's Paul?" and "I wish Paul was here". Then we spent an hour swapping our favourite AgentBlack related stories, which cheered everyone up a bit. Then we looked through our 'Special Memories Of AgentBlack' photo albums. So, yeah, didn't really notice you weren't there 
It was good, far fewer people than expected, but no bad thing
It was good, far fewer people than expected, but no bad thing
johnnyforeigner:
Incidentally, we're going to call it 'The Weetabicca Man'
SO far...
There is a greater than average chance that I could pass out and die in the hot tub, that thing is so damn good. Discussed with G last night the potential of hot tub barbecue, he seemed positive it could work.
GO TEAM!
Popped home for a bit, my dad got stung by a wasp whilst he was cycling, and now he looks...
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There is a greater than average chance that I could pass out and die in the hot tub, that thing is so damn good. Discussed with G last night the potential of hot tub barbecue, he seemed positive it could work.
GO TEAM!
Popped home for a bit, my dad got stung by a wasp whilst he was cycling, and now he looks...
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poptard:
i think wasps are pointless,
not only do they not have any real point in the world, they also don't apper to be part of any food chain
i think there the angry spawn from a Bee's night out when he hooked up with a bluebottle
not only do they not have any real point in the world, they also don't apper to be part of any food chain
i think there the angry spawn from a Bee's night out when he hooked up with a bluebottle
poptard:
you sure
i think hornets are more like the millitent wing of wasps, like shinfein and the IRA one in the same kinda thing
i think hornets are more like the millitent wing of wasps, like shinfein and the IRA one in the same kinda thing
Okay baby, this is how it works. Lemme break it down for you.
Me, My Aunt's plush house, a Staffordshire Bull terrier called Smudge, Big screen Tv, lots of Consoles, A Home gym, Fridgeful of food, "have as many people over as you like", and did I mention, A Hot Tub?
If anyone needs me, I shall be living in a hip hop fantasy land...
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Me, My Aunt's plush house, a Staffordshire Bull terrier called Smudge, Big screen Tv, lots of Consoles, A Home gym, Fridgeful of food, "have as many people over as you like", and did I mention, A Hot Tub?
If anyone needs me, I shall be living in a hip hop fantasy land...
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johnnyforeigner:
I hope you've ordered a massive platinum chain with 'A-B' as a pendant from Argos.
hologram_____:
I see that you understand the awesomeness of the development of tadpoles. Thus, of course you're leading the great life.
No farting in the hot tub though, that's just gross.
No farting in the hot tub though, that's just gross.
Katya first met her husband in the 58th year of the Distant Uprising.
At the time, she was engaged to Bernard Hugosteiyl, a minor member of the Trangestein Hugosteiyl's, a family of some influence in the Inner Imperial Court.
She was attending a ball, celebrating a victory of the Seventh Airborne Hussars, held by Gilda Machieagol, Widow-Duchess of Hentzel-Platz.
She was acting as chaperone to...
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At the time, she was engaged to Bernard Hugosteiyl, a minor member of the Trangestein Hugosteiyl's, a family of some influence in the Inner Imperial Court.
She was attending a ball, celebrating a victory of the Seventh Airborne Hussars, held by Gilda Machieagol, Widow-Duchess of Hentzel-Platz.
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its_matt:
does this woman of which you speak live in manchester? how old is she? tall or short? only when these questions are answered will i cease my admiration.
poptard:
i think so
i think team stupid is really now a front for his hate police
i think team stupid is really now a front for his hate police
Raining Today, I've been doing all sorts of wholesome, outdoorsy things, like walking dogs and climbing trees.
"Why do you climb trees, Paul?"
"Because they're There..."
Apparently it's a bit sad once you get older than fifteen, but I don't care, do you hear me? I don't care, I wanna live by my rules! etc.
ummm.. Yeah...
Everyone write me a story. Post it up...
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"Why do you climb trees, Paul?"
"Because they're There..."
Apparently it's a bit sad once you get older than fifteen, but I don't care, do you hear me? I don't care, I wanna live by my rules! etc.
ummm.. Yeah...
Everyone write me a story. Post it up...
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ciel:
cupcakes!!!
poptard:
maybe i don't want to write you a story
infact my story is rahter good it go's
once apon a time there was a cockmonger, he was hated by the town
the killed him with lies on toast
then thay ate his face
the end
PAH BEN AND HIS TOMORROW TALK!
infact my story is rahter good it go's
once apon a time there was a cockmonger, he was hated by the town
the killed him with lies on toast
then thay ate his face
the end
PAH BEN AND HIS TOMORROW TALK!
Damn Mondays!