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When I was at school, although I was never in shape, I was pretty fit; I used to play basketball for AT LEAST an hour every day, often 2-3 hours. Plus I used to go to the gym and I did 50 press-ups, sit ups and crunches every day (25 in the morning, 25 at night). Once I left school, I got out of the habit and for about 3 years have had hardly any exercise (walking aside).

That's because you're a beefed-up ginger harlot.

If i had an assisant i'd get him to do all my work for me. Standard.

Even though its an E.P. it still makes my Album of the year! It rules, so bad.

make him get me a double tall skinny mocha, whenever i wanted one and sometimes when i didnt.

Happy birthday Mr Smoove x

Does it hurt? Or is it more an uncomfortable sensation, not dissimilar to having an IV line removed?

Yeah she was. I'd have probably slept through it had it have been the other way around. I sleep like a dead person.

I've recently got back into Co&Ca too. They're touring in January so I think i'll be grabbing myself a ticket.

Heh - you're right. It's good enough for me. *furiously thinks up facts*

It was Epic 40k: Final Liberation for the PC. I love that game

Warlords, Reavers and Warhounds Gargants too. The only problem is, it's so old, it won't run on XP- we can only play it because one of my mate's computers has Windows 98 on it.

Lee Marvin wasn't in Get Carter you flippertygibbert! He was in Point Blank which was pretty similar.

Cowboy Bebop is a work of genius. After watching The Ballad of Fallen Angels I sat staring at the screen for a second before I remembered to do something. Oh so very good, and pretty much everything Yoko Kanno touches is awesome. And yes, there's about 5 Cowboy Bebop soundtrack albums, most of which have sellers on Amazon.co.uk. In fact, msot of her anime series' have soundtrack albums available.

#9 applies in it's entirety to me too. Well done on making your facts entirely more interesting than almost anyone else who did them, including me.

I have no failings, I'm a perfectly well-rounded individual

How can that be lies? It's only one statement

OK dude, once it's written and published, a copy of my advice book on the opposite sex - Women: OMG, Dude, WTF?!? - will be winging it's way to you. Sit tight till then

Damn it! You beat me to it, an upcoming journal entry will tell of a period away, after which...

It's a good plan, hope it goes well.

You'll fucking love it, I know that much.

I reckon Labour's next tactic will be to start sneaking up on people and yelling "BANG! See? That could've been a terrorist! Or Bird 'flu! You're not prepared! YOU'RE AT RISK!"

Personally, I'm pissed bored of having to be scared of something, it seems to be all that politicians have done my entire life. Be scared of the IRA, Global Thermonuclear War (with Raygun and Thatcher, it was scary), AIDS, The Soviet threat, the post-Soviet threat, Al Qaeda, salmonella in eggs, bird flu. The fearful population is easy to control / manipulate, but some react by striving to overcome, it's a win-win situation for them. You're right, it's bullshit.

I visited the moon, got drunk in a zero-g bar, had a fight with some martians and then puked all over Io. It was a good weekend.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'm loving that penultimate one. Once I think of something creative enough, I'll drop back.

Did you see the front page of the Sun? "TRAITORS" aimed at the MPs who voted no. That's how you KNOW you've done something right

Living the dream indeed. Is that what you were doing last night then when you didn't come out and play with your virtual friends?