"What do you want to do today?"
Davey was whining through the bathroom door. Davey always got up first in the mornings. Once he figured out where I was sleeping he'd start up, nasal voice curling with it's pleading inflection.
I'd given up hiding from him now, took to barricading myself in the bathroom, the only room with a lock. In there, I could ignore...
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Davey was whining through the bathroom door. Davey always got up first in the mornings. Once he figured out where I was sleeping he'd start up, nasal voice curling with it's pleading inflection.
I'd given up hiding from him now, took to barricading myself in the bathroom, the only room with a lock. In there, I could ignore...
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I read a whole book in one day today.
FEAR MY RELENTLESS GENIUS.
Other cool things I've discovered today.
A black hoody I've got, although it's a size too small for me, makes me look like Darth Maul when I put the hood up. Go Team Sith.
I am king of all night gaming. None can stand before me. I don't play particulary well mind...
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FEAR MY RELENTLESS GENIUS.
Other cool things I've discovered today.
A black hoody I've got, although it's a size too small for me, makes me look like Darth Maul when I put the hood up. Go Team Sith.
I am king of all night gaming. None can stand before me. I don't play particulary well mind...
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noir:
Aww...I suppose you could keep it. But only if you use all of the gold in the whole world to build it so that I never have to see any again. Unless I go to the island of the slaves. And I would never do that.
noir:
So are we at war again, then? I get the black and platinum armour.
Shaolin Soccer = FUCK YES
That is all
That is all
"surely it's about who you're with?"
No darling.
It's all about what you do. It's an event, a watershed. The dateline is a DEADline. People out on the streets, drinks raised in hand, ready to pour a libation to the gods, all eyes fixed on big ben chiming off the seconds. People fall silent, all watching, ready for the end of time to be accompanied...
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No darling.
It's all about what you do. It's an event, a watershed. The dateline is a DEADline. People out on the streets, drinks raised in hand, ready to pour a libation to the gods, all eyes fixed on big ben chiming off the seconds. People fall silent, all watching, ready for the end of time to be accompanied...
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johnnyforeigner:
I find the best thing to do is good espresso, Futurama on DVD, and an early night. Take THAT, capitalism!
Yeah, ok, my plans fell through
Happy new year
Yeah, ok, my plans fell through
Happy new year
I GOTTA LIST OF DEMANDS!
prettygirlsclappingandsingsaulwilliamsanditmakesyouthink thattheworldwillbealrightifwecouldalljustclapandsingand
danceandkissmaketheworldabetterplacewithpopmusic!
prettygirlsclappingandsingsaulwilliamsanditmakesyouthink thattheworldwillbealrightifwecouldalljustclapandsingand
danceandkissmaketheworldabetterplacewithpopmusic!
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johnnyforeigner:
Can't I just say 'si, barone' in a terrible foreign accent a lot?
super:
It's to do with last weeks outburst.
There is a temptation in the greying half days between christmas and new years to fall into a deep funk.
Perhaps it is the sense of the last days of the year slowing slipping away. You've eaten it into a diabetic coma over christmas and boxing day, and now you're just waiting a respectable interval before you cosh it over the head with a shovel...
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Perhaps it is the sense of the last days of the year slowing slipping away. You've eaten it into a diabetic coma over christmas and boxing day, and now you're just waiting a respectable interval before you cosh it over the head with a shovel...
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Hold the fucking phone.
I've found the saddest thing on the internet.
That's 'sad' as in 'heart break', as in 'emo', as in 'weeping into your pillow at night full of regret and bitter memories'.
Try and beat that. I dares yah.
I can feel my brain seething. I believe I might start writing again in the next few days, after the horror show of...
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I've found the saddest thing on the internet.
That's 'sad' as in 'heart break', as in 'emo', as in 'weeping into your pillow at night full of regret and bitter memories'.
Try and beat that. I dares yah.
I can feel my brain seething. I believe I might start writing again in the next few days, after the horror show of...
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johnnyforeigner:
Maybe it's both a tumour and a need to start writing. Like in The Dark Half. You're not being stalked by your stillborn identical twin brother, are you? 
"Every Christmas I care a little less about the presents I'll get, you know? It's gotten to the point where I don't actually want anythingnow.
Seriously, I went in there today certain that I couldn't be disapointed by what I was going to recieve, because there is absolutely nothing that I want, you get me?
But I realise now that as my expectations for...
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Seriously, I went in there today certain that I couldn't be disapointed by what I was going to recieve, because there is absolutely nothing that I want, you get me?
But I realise now that as my expectations for...
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poptard:
what about the whole section of this entry before
Fuck No.
Boxing day is the 'proper christmas',
johnnyforeigner:
I got soul!
And your NYE plans sound good to me. You boring bastard
And your NYE plans sound good to me. You boring bastard
Things that're inherently good.
My Brother's lady is the manager of an HMV, and due to his malign influence, he has a shiny new Xbox 360. I've been playing on it most of this week.
Who wants to touch me?
First off, Condemned is fucking nasty. Battering crackheads into submission with a lump of wood with nails through it is GRIM. as if that wasn't...
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My Brother's lady is the manager of an HMV, and due to his malign influence, he has a shiny new Xbox 360. I've been playing on it most of this week.
Who wants to touch me?
First off, Condemned is fucking nasty. Battering crackheads into submission with a lump of wood with nails through it is GRIM. as if that wasn't...
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poppystrike:
I want to touch you, but it's nothing to do with the X Box...
Happy Christmas my friend.
Happy Christmas my friend.
poppystrike:
Well they're in the girls section of Schuh, but I don't think the colour that I have are particularly feminine. The blue and pink may be a little difficult to carrry off in Essex I think.
Went out in Chelmsford, to the bay Horse. Ugh.
not all you will be familiar with one of Essex's premier nightspots - by premier I of course mean 'dank pit that sucks the very joy from your soul'.
You know that bit in Star Wars, where Obi-Wan calls Mos Espa 'a wretched hive of scum and villany'? And then they go to the cantina filled...
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not all you will be familiar with one of Essex's premier nightspots - by premier I of course mean 'dank pit that sucks the very joy from your soul'.
You know that bit in Star Wars, where Obi-Wan calls Mos Espa 'a wretched hive of scum and villany'? And then they go to the cantina filled...
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mck:
"butthole"
opalia:
Where's the Bay Horse?
I love Latin phrases, out of the 2 you're thinking of I'd go for memento mori. Or you could do "A posse ad esse" - From possibility to actuality or "Hunc tu caveto" - Beware of this man. Here's a webpage that's got loads of Latin phrases, some are good and others are piss-takes. Latin Dictionary
I love Latin phrases, out of the 2 you're thinking of I'd go for memento mori. Or you could do "A posse ad esse" - From possibility to actuality or "Hunc tu caveto" - Beware of this man. Here's a webpage that's got loads of Latin phrases, some are good and others are piss-takes. Latin Dictionary
AHA!
Figured out how to work spudshop! Now I have a new profile pic that doesn't feature my nipples! Praise be!
Look how pensive I look! I'm an intense young man!
What else can I tell you lovely people... urrrmm... blah blah blah, my evil knows no bounds, I shall see the streets run red with the blood of the fallen, you shall slave to...
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Figured out how to work spudshop! Now I have a new profile pic that doesn't feature my nipples! Praise be!
Look how pensive I look! I'm an intense young man!
What else can I tell you lovely people... urrrmm... blah blah blah, my evil knows no bounds, I shall see the streets run red with the blood of the fallen, you shall slave to...
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johnnyforeigner:
"Give me a lift into town. But by Christ, if you DARE speak o my friends..."
opalia:
It never used to be about his tights until I was watching it a couple of years ago and now I find it not difficult to stare at his crotch.
My life can be a little bit insular.
I potter around this morning, reading a little (Fermat's Last Theorem - Math's Is fun! Sort Of), went to the gym and lifted weight like some kind of angry god, then sat about back at stately Black manor, trying to design the tatt for my belly.
I've been kig on some sort of Eagle motif, but everything...
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I potter around this morning, reading a little (Fermat's Last Theorem - Math's Is fun! Sort Of), went to the gym and lifted weight like some kind of angry god, then sat about back at stately Black manor, trying to design the tatt for my belly.
I've been kig on some sort of Eagle motif, but everything...
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super:
Hmm, i'd say Gold-plated. 
Yeah, s'aiight, s'aiight. It does have 'Seed' on it though - i know how much that pleases you paul.
Yeah, s'aiight, s'aiight. It does have 'Seed' on it though - i know how much that pleases you paul.
wildautumn:
You guys may not realise how close we all were not having no alcohol over christmas, but right next to that blazing heap of oil stuff was Waverly's - the biggest distributer of wines and spirits in the south of England, if not the whole of the country! The managers of pubs all over the south were pooing themselves I can tell you!
Mmm.