What?
I'm pretty sure an ad I just saw on TV for a blood glucose tester had Kinks music playing in it. Something about "happy, happy, happy as we can be...." Does that sound familiar to you? I would say it's from before Something Else.
My tummy hurts.
It hurt yesterday.
Do you need to know this?
No.
Last night the 3 of us were drifting off to sleep, having turned off the light about 15 minutes before, when all of a sudden some stupid travelling jazz/swing/marching band starts playing outside our window.
There are a couple of "al fresco" restaraunts downstairs (why anyone would want to...
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tahnkSS!!!
NOW go answer my questions.
That is a lovely photo...
And I'm sorry to hear about your cat too
I wish animals could live longer
Well.
That didn't seem to go so well for Young Afterbirth.
Madelon chose his friend William.
Oh well.
Here he is stoically ignoring his pain, hiding it just so his friend Leah won't feel bad for him.
He heroically continues his letter:
Saturday, April 26, 1985, 2:30am
I got a job as a busboy at a new club [Palladium] in manhattan.
OH BOY!!!!
I'm...
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and i got into sarah lawrence. my mom wouldnt let me go.she was convinced that i would come back a lesbian junkie.
so she sent me to an all girls college in virginia. fuckign wild.
and in case you didnt know, i havea mondo crush on your wife and wave.
seriously, i'm always happy to see a comment from you in my journal
i usually comment to them at least in three of their journals, and if i get nothing after
those three times...
i take them off..
don't ask me why the number three, but i think its fair!
however, there are a few folks who left a while back who used to talk to me,
and then left the site while keeping their account open..
i leave them up in case they make a comeback
what can i say... i have high hopes!
anyway, i'm off to do some shopping...
say hello to the Mrs for me too
DO NOT READ THIS JOURNALENTRY IF YOU ARE HUNGRY!!!!!!
But first, the continuation of Young Afterbirth's letter to his old H.S. gal Leah:
Friday, April 25, 1985, 3:00am
Hey, when Madelon came over I showed her this letter (don't ask me why, I just did it without thinking - which was really stupid). Anyway, I showed it to her and she said she was...
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How are you?
Break up with any boyfriends lately?
Don't think I don't know.
Cause I do!
But please allow me to satisfy your lust for knowledge of Young Afterbirth's life.
We continue with a letter he wrote to an ex-girlfriend back in Chicago.
Thursday, April 25, 1985, 2:30pm
I just went and saw All My Children and guess what?
Yeah, Madelon was there...
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A letter Young Afterbirth wrote the same night as the journal entry from yesterday.
A letter written to his old girlfriend from high school (who's sister was Brix E. Smith from The Fall).
The following is edited for brevity.
Thursday, April 24, 1985, 3:43am
Dear Leah,
... I just dyed my...
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And they've built new gorilla habitat since you've been there, apparently. There's a whole big huge happy outdoor area with plenty of roaming room. Yeah, not as much as in the wild, but certainly not tiny little cages.
Let's dive right into Young Afterbirth's exciting teenage life!
Wednesday, April 24, 1985, 3:00am
Today was so boring.
I didn't see Madelon at all.
I called her once but she wasn't there.
We went to the Toys R Us, but nobody even stared. It was SO boring.
Today was mostly just a day of starvation. I've not been eating too well. I'm getting very...
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You wife is so cute in that pic, BTW.
I have seen a penis that was WAY too small. About the length of my pinkie (maybe). Was a... shock, let's just say.
4 short entries.
I know how it ends, but I don't know what happens in between...
Tuesday, April 23, 1985 1:30pm
John was supposed to meet me at 1:00 today and we were gonna go to the bank to see if they would cash my check so I can go into the city and get off...
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And I knew you'd have a picture of Andresta on here today, honest to goodness.

Nick and Nora!!
Well, I can recall SOME of the choicest film quotes...but google can indeed be an invaluble tool. My memory is, at times, an unreliable little creature.
Now, back to the drudgery...
movie time rock boi.
get yr charming wife and make some popcorn.