So a new character entered Young Afterbirth's life yesterday.
Madelon.
Will she show up to watch All My Children today?
Will YA be caught and thrown off campus?
Let's find out:
Thursday, April 11, 2:00pm 1985
Madelon was just here and we watched All My Children. She had to leave early though. She said she was gonna buy me some beer tonight. I didn't have... Read More
Well, it's high time we got back to Young Afterbirth, don't you think?
He's been waiting patiently for us to continue the story of his quest for love, acceptance, and a job.
Where was he last you wonder?
Why under a tree, of course, sleeping for 70 years.
Wait.
Wrong story.
Oh, how could I forget - he was feeling sorry for himself!
Ah, self-pity,... Read More
did you see sune went pink? ha ha ha, i'm going around telling everyone 'cause i'm so happy! if only it were me.... . pff. but yeah, she's so gorgeous, it's awesome!
i'm so bored, ian.... afterbirth.... man with no name.
you're just so... weird. and i hope the spanking is going nicely at home.
and what's this about my reading? if you really want to know, I just finished One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest at work and started Animals In Translation written by an autistic woman who helped design the humane systems in use in over 50% of american slaughter houses. and at home, I'm reading Rent Girl which is a pseudo-graphic novel about a young lesbian who becomes a sex worker. very interesting. what are you reading? oh, old diaries written in pink.
yeah, i'm wondering if i'll ever get tired of seeing pictures of that happy magical green land. at this very moment, that's where i'm wishing i were, but before that... um.... someplace similar, anyway.
see, i can keep a straight face when spanking easily, but not while being spanked which is odd because i love scratching and biting and stuff... but spanking cracks me up. it's just silly or maybe it's just because my partner can't convince me he means it.
ceremony? remember? Pastura is gettin' hitched in September? she proposed to him.... yada yada....
Fuck.
Time and circumstance continually conspire against all my recent attempts to remain up to date on sg.
Perhaps today I can get the chance to see what you've all been up to in the past 2 weeks.
I will at least be able to catch you up on what we've been doing.
Ah, Vermont.
Despite the seemingly impossible perfection of the location, this is... Read More
Hey...just wanted to drop a line to see how you were doing my friend. Looks like a beautiful place you guys were at. Have you moved yet...or was it just a trip?
This is the last of the "early" Young Afterbirth journal entries.
The ones setting the scene for what was to come.
The boring ones if you will.
It's a bit long, but it all had to fit so that next time things start afresh.
It is also the last Y.A. journal that will be posted for 2 weeks...
Hmmm. Despite being informed of Young Afterbirth's "literary pretensions", and that his "youthful womanliness is having a saccharine effect on" some of you, we will continue to follow his quest for knowledge and a chick of his own.
Let the whining begin:
Sunday April 7, 1985, Some time after 7:50pm
I'm so miserable. It's my birthday. How come I'm not having fun? Last year I... Read More
wow. eighteen years is a loooooooong time! you're the one who deserves congratulations.
worst birthday was probably this most recent one. a really kind friend threw me a party at which two people with way to much history and clashing proceeded to get too drunk and fight, resulting in both of them driving off and me worrying about their drunk asses driving around town.
Oh, I forgot to tell you David Atenboro is the British guy (his brother is Sir Richard Atenboro, who played the old dino park owner in Jurassic Park) is the one you might see sometimes on Nature. He talks very animatedly about animals and nature, and he tends to be wearing a modified safari suit.
no! don't you 'member, it's the river behin my house!
ha haha, the sad thing is i'm seriosuly contemplating this tattoo .
hope your friday night's going fine!
oh, maybe it was 'cause of the flag? that's just a polar bear flag in my neighbours backyard!
Yes, I was going to put "no pun intended" but I figured it was obvious. By negating the intent to make a pun, it looks even more as if you did. David loves puns. He lives for puns. It can be quite annoying. But you like double talk, and that's pretty similar.
He's doing alright now. Starting to drink and eat a little. He has one of those things around his head so he doesn't bite his stitches and it's so cute, he keeps banging into things cause of it
This is just a quick question.
I'll do a real post later (right now I got a handful of 9 mo old baby boy).
I have the 60 gig iPod.
I bought iTrip.
I haven't opened the box yet cause there appears to be an extra pluggy thing that there's no hole for on my iPod.
Yep... I am in the same boat as laceyglove... no ipod for me... any mp3 player questions? Cuz I do have one of those- but nonetheless i am seriously lacking in the technological knowledge department... so you probably wouldn't find my advice very helpful in this area...
Any questions about drinks? That IS my field... lol
Thanks for the concern about my crazy burn... it is all blistery and healing now... feels much better- musta been the ice,ice baby...
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. pff. but yeah, she's so gorgeous, it's awesome!
