It's sizzling here. I am a bun in the oven. No, I don't have a bun in the oven, I AM a BUN in the OVEN. If only I had baking powder or baker's yeast inside of me, I'd fluff out and rise like a regular loaf of bread.
Today I had another interview for another position - and I got the job! Hooray! I...
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Today I had another interview for another position - and I got the job! Hooray! I...
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Do YOU watch American Idol? I admit it - I became addicted to the show this season. I am rooting for Fantasia Moreno. She has such a radiant million-dollar smile.
I spent the better part of the day at the ice-skating rink. It was wonderful to be out of the heatstrokeinducingweather, and surrounded by cool and refreshing ice instead. Yes, amazingly, there is an ice-skating...
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I spent the better part of the day at the ice-skating rink. It was wonderful to be out of the heatstrokeinducingweather, and surrounded by cool and refreshing ice instead. Yes, amazingly, there is an ice-skating...
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anemotis:
the poor thing must have been very lost and insect infested
monica:
i just wrote about how i'm addicted to AI on in my journal! weeeeird
Eeeurururueerrraaaarrrrrrggggggrgrrhh!
Training for my new job was switched from tues and wed (today & tomorrow) to this fri (may7) and sat (may8) instead. Under normal circumstances this would not produce riotous indignation, but I had previous plans made for Saturday - plans made more than 6 months ago, my cousin Kat's wedding. I so dearly needed/wanted to attend this nuptial ceremony & reception, it is...
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venice:
I think you should tell them to go to hell and go to the wedding anyway. Of course, that solution wouldn't be very conducive to continued employment...
I think that you are right about the lack of a boyfriend. But it is still lonely to watch your friends being so cute and sweet and happy, and know that you can't do that with anyone right now.
I think that you are right about the lack of a boyfriend. But it is still lonely to watch your friends being so cute and sweet and happy, and know that you can't do that with anyone right now.
suicidal_george:
You should go to the wedding. They changed the schedule today - so four days notice, right? They're fucked if they won't make an exception for you.
Roasting and toasting today, no air-conditioning, just fans turned high. Tennis play was cut short this morning because of this infernal 100-degree weather. Beads of sweat quickly gather in every crevice of my heat-stricken form. We are wilted flowers under the southwestern sun.
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molonel:
Very true. I long ago learned the truism that 99.999% of all conversations on the internet never lead to getting laid, although it's that tentative hope that keeps a lot of websites going. I remember once, almost as a joke, I signed up for a online dating service. They made it sound like it was your passport to getting laid every night of the week. I'll admit, I was curious. They never actually charged me for the account, so I couldn't complain. But there were something like 6 men to every woman listed, and over half of the women listed hadn't been active in over a year, and half of the rest were prostitutes using the service to recruit business - cyberwhores, who woulda thunk? - and the rest were tired of bored, horny guys Wr1t1ng 2 th3m lik th1s - h3y w4nn4 f\/ck?!?!111
I got some material for a good sitcom episode, but that's about it.
After that, I simply accepted the fact that most people go online for conversation, and really, that's the reason I was there, too.
So yeah, boobs and journals. Go us.
But still, it's interesting to consider, occasionally, whether or not the person on the other end is really what they say they are.
Not that I'd ever know, anyway.
I got some material for a good sitcom episode, but that's about it.
After that, I simply accepted the fact that most people go online for conversation, and really, that's the reason I was there, too.
So yeah, boobs and journals. Go us.
But still, it's interesting to consider, occasionally, whether or not the person on the other end is really what they say they are.
Not that I'd ever know, anyway.
louisthunter:
No AC for me either. I felt like I was melting for a minute.
Ha! Debating whether to watch GODSEND tonight despite the atrocious movie reviews it received:
+ Roger Ebert: "...a bad thriller, completely lacking in psychological or emotional truth."
+ Boston Globe: "Godsend makes swill of religion, science, family, and morality. It has the sensitivity of a cactus, the ingenuity of a square wheel, and the integrity of a CEO."
+ Rolling Stone: "Every scare is telegraphed....
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+ Roger Ebert: "...a bad thriller, completely lacking in psychological or emotional truth."
+ Boston Globe: "Godsend makes swill of religion, science, family, and morality. It has the sensitivity of a cactus, the ingenuity of a square wheel, and the integrity of a CEO."
+ Rolling Stone: "Every scare is telegraphed....
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molonel:
Tails never fails. I haven't heard that phrase since ...
Well, actually, I can't remember the last time I heard it. But it made me smile.
Well, actually, I can't remember the last time I heard it. But it made me smile.
acwildheart:
Hey there. Cheers for the friend request. How ya doin'? 
I am a snifflesaurus rex. It has been like this since February. It comes and goes like the ocean tides, leaving snot trails where otherwise the seaweed would be.
The coffin arrived yesterday. I ordered it online and it came to my doorstep so fast I can scarcely believe it.
I watched Benny & Joon again, and it revived my lustations for Johnny - this...
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The coffin arrived yesterday. I ordered it online and it came to my doorstep so fast I can scarcely believe it.
I watched Benny & Joon again, and it revived my lustations for Johnny - this...
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bunny:
I used to play the cello...from ages 10 to 17. Now I only play the guitar (well, and the koto...a Japanese harp-like instrument) and not even very well. What do you play?
molonel:
I would join, but I can't play a stringed instrument to save my life.
What are my probabilities of success with the following:
(a) peanut farmer in brazil
(b) concubine in thailand
(c) sock monkey maker in california
(d) llama herder in tibet
(a) peanut farmer in brazil
(b) concubine in thailand
(c) sock monkey maker in california
(d) llama herder in tibet
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louisthunter:
Seems to me any of those would be a good fit. I'm partial to (c) myself.
mackenzie_k:
I Would have to say sock puppet is up there, but in the end its up to you to make your lifes choice. How are you doing cutie? hows life treating you?
One of my best friends since middle school called me today. She came back here to visit while on spring break from a university located in Antigua. In many ways we are similar - she understands my tendency to avoid social encounters, and she understands when I won't answer the phone, or return messages. For the past few years, however, I've become increasingly more reclusive,...
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mackenzie_k:
She knows she has bad skills at communicating lol. We talked about it. I want to get a large samoan tribal kinda tattoo, over My right chest then up My shoulder then over My shoulder blade and down My right arm, its gonna be really nice, but big.
louisthunter:
You don't look sad in the pic sets you posted. And as far as your face - sad maybe, sexy definitely.
I pre-ordered the suicide girls book from amazon. I'm so excited to receive it. I wish it were June already!
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jericho:
Nice pics in the hopefuls group! 
applerecords1251:
Pretty pretty pictures.
Sometimes I want to kick myself. If only I physiologically could do such a thing to myself, I most undoubtedly would. Why would I want to kick myself, you gentle readers may ask? It is I, and my continuing dissatisfaction with myself. Shouldn't I be happy? Do not I possess the 3 basic ingredients of livelihood - shelter, food, and clothing?! Most importantly of all,...
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rickroyal:
Satisfaction leads to stagnation, which creates insatisfaction. There's a feedback loop in there. Perhaps Doyle said it best through the mouth of Holmes when he spoke of how his mind craved exhaltation, that the mere drudgery of simply existing was akin to torture. One requires something external to fulfill.
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mackenzie_k:
really what book are you trying to finish? I read alot lol
hellocentral:
"HOMETOWN: a land of buzzin bees, peppermint trees, lemonade springs with blue bird wings"
oh my god, me too!!! i don't remember seeing you around though! let's meet at the subway!!
oh my god, me too!!! i don't remember seeing you around though! let's meet at the subway!!
vote suicidegirls for the best community on the web! i voted, did you?
nominate SG for best web community here
nominate SG for best web community here
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louisthunter:
What game is the sock monkey playing?
louisthunter:
and, yes, I did vote.

Congrats on getting the job!