My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
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"MARTHA STEWARD GUILTY ON ALL "5" CHARGES"
I got no sleep last night, I believe I've been cursed by SG member Secret_AgentK!!!
Thanks K!
Actually yes, I did sleep for about 15 seconds before my alarm clock went off @ 6 am.
Fortunately for me I wasn't splashed w/ snow muck by any speeding vans on the way to work..........but, I did half slip on a patch of ice! Which was embarrassing!...
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Thanks K!
Actually yes, I did sleep for about 15 seconds before my alarm clock went off @ 6 am.
Fortunately for me I wasn't splashed w/ snow muck by any speeding vans on the way to work..........but, I did half slip on a patch of ice! Which was embarrassing!...
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britney:
alrighty sunshine 
swirl:
hey there is nothing wrong with older women...well good looking older women I'm totally into doctors too I think it's the lab coats . I see u hate the snow also well , it sucks and I've fallen in the snow it least 20 times in the last month
For those out there I'm still in serious bloat mode due to the Prednisone, but I look at it this way.......it could always be worse! I only have a little over a week left to be on this crap & hopefully that'll be that!
Today is my Friday, even though it is Thursday.......but, I took Friday off & I'm leaving early today for a lunch...
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Today is my Friday, even though it is Thursday.......but, I took Friday off & I'm leaving early today for a lunch...
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britney:
Damn, you have great taste in women... nice pic selection
britney:
hehe, nice fantasy 
My doc put me on Prednisone 3 weeks ago today.......everyone said, "Oh, you're gonna get fat"! (Nice friends, eh?) Anyway, I haven't gained a pound, but I feel & look like Jaba The Hut today. Holy shit, & I still have two weeks left of the meds. What am I gonna look like then? Be afraid, be very afraid because I know I am!!!!!!! (Well...
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_kai_:
I see that you're a tall one too! 
How did I get this playa wrap? It's only a parttime thing. I swear. I don't do it on purpose. Somehow I just get caught up in some crazy girl situations. I've actually calmed down a lot. I try to stick with one girl at a time.
How did I get this playa wrap?
It's only a parttime thing. I swear. I don't do it on purpose. Somehow I just get caught up in some crazy girl situations. I've actually calmed down a lot. I try to stick with one girl at a time.
d:
Damn I was on that shit for 2 weeks...and I felt HUGE!!
I can't imagine what you feel like...
good luck...
-D
p.s. It goes away...I think it is just a bloaty feeling..I didn't gain anything.
I can't imagine what you feel like...
good luck...
-D
p.s. It goes away...I think it is just a bloaty feeling..I didn't gain anything.
Yes today is Friday!!!!!!!! 
After being detained last night here at work for several hours, I'm leaving early today & I don't care if someone has a problem with it.
I got into an arguement w/ my friend of 9 years because I designed business cards for her catering business w/ two days notice. Claimed she needed them for a charity event. Well, I left...
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After being detained last night here at work for several hours, I'm leaving early today & I don't care if someone has a problem with it.
I got into an arguement w/ my friend of 9 years because I designed business cards for her catering business w/ two days notice. Claimed she needed them for a charity event. Well, I left...
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wuvmonki:
I'm in need of a little happy hour myself. But there is no chance I will be getting off early.
nicolelee:
or you can join me in chanting along to miss JODY WATLEY!!!
"friends, wont let you let you dont. friends, wont be around, when you need them most of all your friends!" (god i suck at those lyrics... lol!)
so... we're moving to the DC area b/c mark will be going to school at Omega in Rockville, MD. currently... i am in the service industry and get by and then some by tips and being a meesely waitress. i have bartending experience and a serving resume that knocks socks off... would i not be moving, i would be bumped into management at the place i'm at now. but with the move... i cant get that position, keep it for 2 months and bail out...
i have not finished college... but i am a drop-out senior (english literature major) from the grand ol' university of pittsburgh (whoot whoot!) so i'm not a fuckin retard... give your people in the DC area a shout for me and hook a sista up!!!
and if you ever come to visit ME for happy hour... hunny i'll get you fucked up on some cherry cheesecake martini's like WHOA.
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"friends, wont let you let you dont. friends, wont be around, when you need them most of all your friends!" (god i suck at those lyrics... lol!)
so... we're moving to the DC area b/c mark will be going to school at Omega in Rockville, MD. currently... i am in the service industry and get by and then some by tips and being a meesely waitress. i have bartending experience and a serving resume that knocks socks off... would i not be moving, i would be bumped into management at the place i'm at now. but with the move... i cant get that position, keep it for 2 months and bail out...
i have not finished college... but i am a drop-out senior (english literature major) from the grand ol' university of pittsburgh (whoot whoot!) so i'm not a fuckin retard... give your people in the DC area a shout for me and hook a sista up!!!
and if you ever come to visit ME for happy hour... hunny i'll get you fucked up on some cherry cheesecake martini's like WHOA.
n*
Well, I should've been out of this hell hole over an hour ago, but it seems a rookie & two interns want to thoroughly push my buttons this evening by seeing the dark side of the moon. I don't know if that's a real expression, but believe me it's
wont be a good thing if I have to go there!!!!!!!
Look rookie, I don't get...
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wont be a good thing if I have to go there!!!!!!!
Look rookie, I don't get...
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zerogirl:
damn, i hate that clock at work too...that shit goes backwards ninety percent of the time.....
and yeah, SE is the worst, and that's where i am....chicago isn't great either (i lived there for like five minutes a while ago) but it's better than here!
you're lucky as hell to be in nyc...i just couldn't afford it there, and i was staying in brooklyn.
and yeah, SE is the worst, and that's where i am....chicago isn't great either (i lived there for like five minutes a while ago) but it's better than here!
you're lucky as hell to be in nyc...i just couldn't afford it there, and i was staying in brooklyn.
bitchboi:
We usually don't make eye contact on the train in Chicago.. but for some odd reason everybody was enjoying themselves for once and talking to each other. It was quite a nice escape from the reality of what it is really like. I take cabs for shorter rides.. but my communte to work is way too long for a cab ride.
lmao.. you think I look like Price.. Woooooot
lmao.. you think I look like Price.. Woooooot
This evening there was a little incident,
I'll call it a kitchen fire!
A grease fire to be exact!!!!!!!
Apparently too much Mrs. Dash & soy sauce stuck to the inside of a frying pan while leaving an unattended cheddar burger on high, was a no no!
Everything is okay now, it could've been worse............& no the NYFD didn't have to get involved, I was...
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I'll call it a kitchen fire!
A grease fire to be exact!!!!!!!
Apparently too much Mrs. Dash & soy sauce stuck to the inside of a frying pan while leaving an unattended cheddar burger on high, was a no no!
Everything is okay now, it could've been worse............& no the NYFD didn't have to get involved, I was...
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nicolelee:
now i know never to invite you over for dinner when i need an extra hand preparing!!!
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dclxvi:
I feel so much better today! I've slept numerous hours and eatten tons of food - back on track jack!
Hugs!!!!
Hugs!!!!
I'm sitting here at work at my work space.....note I said work space.......& though I've already had one meeting & a presentation in the two hours I've been here, it feels like I've been here all day. I feel like saying I have some awful God forsaken stomach bug..... 
.....& I'm going home. I feel a bit stir crazy, like I just need to get...
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ativan101:
I swear this has got to be the longest work day ever.........it's just creeping by, oh so freakin slow. I'd rather be somewhere getting tortured right now. Oh hell, I'd rather be wearing my 3 hour boots for 5 hours, that's torture right there. Get me out of here!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dclxvi:
I'm doing wonderful thanks for asking - still missing Karina but that's a given.
I'll fill you in on all the details about the show - are you going to try and hit a burlesque show in your citay? NY, NY is full of fun stuff but I highly suggest hitting it up with some SG members - everyone here is so nice.
I'll fill you in on all the details about the show - are you going to try and hit a burlesque show in your citay? NY, NY is full of fun stuff but I highly suggest hitting it up with some SG members - everyone here is so nice.
TELL ME, WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN YOU ACTUALLY HAIL A CAB WEARING NOTHING BUT AN EGGPLANT/GREEN VINTAGE KIMONO........W/ SLITS UP THE SIDE, & FROG CLOSURES........WHILE WEARING NOTHING BUT A PAIR OF BLACK PANTIES & AND BLACK OPEN TOE SHOES THAT LACE UP AROUND YOUR CALVES?
GIVE UP?
ONLY IN FABULOUS FUCKING NEW YORK CITY......THAT'S WHERE!!!!!
I JUST HAD 4 OF A MARTINI I NEVER...
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GIVE UP?
ONLY IN FABULOUS FUCKING NEW YORK CITY......THAT'S WHERE!!!!!
I JUST HAD 4 OF A MARTINI I NEVER...
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sicily:
I NEW YORK!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
mine was a fucking blast (and lasted 3 days...not including recovery )
NEW YORK!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
mine was a fucking blast (and lasted 3 days...not including recovery
)
ON MY WAY HOME THIS AFTERNOON, SOMEWHERE ON THE FUCKIN FDR DRIVE, I FINALLY DECIDED THAT I EITHER BETTER STOP DRIVING, OR GET SOME HELP FOR MY ROAD RAGE. BECAUSE I SWEAR BEFORE GOD, I THINK I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN A100 MILE RADIUS THAT CAN DRIVE! (NO LIE) I WAS DRIVING ALONG & THS BITCH DRIVING A GOLDISH TOYOTA COROLLA NEW YORK PLATES 677TDG........THROWS...
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ativan101:
I reminisce for a spell, or shall I say think back
22 years ago to keep it on track
The birth of a child on the 8th of October
A toast but my granddaddy came sober
Countin all the fingers and the toes
Now I suppose, you hope the little black boy grows, huh
18 years younger than my mama
But I really got beatings cause the girl loved drama
In single parenthood there I stood
By the time she was 21, had another one
This one's a girl, let's name her Pam
Same father as the first but you don't give a damn
Irresponsible, plain not thinking
Papa said chill but the brother keep winking
Still he won't down you or tear out your hide
On your side while the baby maker slide
But mama got wise to the game
The youngest of five kids, hon here it is
After 10 years without no spouse
Momma's gettin married in the house
Listen, positive over negative for the women and master
Mother Queen's risin a chapter
Deja vu, tell you what I'm gonna do
When they reminisce over you, my God
I reminisce so you never forget this
The days of wayback, so many bear witness the fitness
Take the first letter out of each word in this joint
Listen close as I prove my point
T to the R-uh-O-Y, how did you and I meet?
In front of Big Lou's, fighting in the street
But only you saw what took many time to see
I dedicate this to you for believing in me
Rain or shine, yes in any weather
My grandmom Pam holds the family together
My Uncle Doc's the greatest better yet the latest
If we're talking about a car, Uncle Sterling got the latest
I strive to be live 'cause I got no choice
And run my own business like my Aunt Joyce
So Pete Rock hit me, nuff respect due
When they reminisce over you, listen
Listen, just listen
To the funky song as I rock on
And that's word is bond
I'm not playin
Everybody, just coolin
This song we dedicate
To the one and only
Never be another
he was my brother
Trouble T-Roy
It's like that y'all
And you don't stop
Pete Rock and CL Smooth for '92
And we out, later
22 years ago to keep it on track
The birth of a child on the 8th of October
A toast but my granddaddy came sober
Countin all the fingers and the toes
Now I suppose, you hope the little black boy grows, huh
18 years younger than my mama
But I really got beatings cause the girl loved drama
In single parenthood there I stood
By the time she was 21, had another one
This one's a girl, let's name her Pam
Same father as the first but you don't give a damn
Irresponsible, plain not thinking
Papa said chill but the brother keep winking
Still he won't down you or tear out your hide
On your side while the baby maker slide
But mama got wise to the game
The youngest of five kids, hon here it is
After 10 years without no spouse
Momma's gettin married in the house
Listen, positive over negative for the women and master
Mother Queen's risin a chapter
Deja vu, tell you what I'm gonna do
When they reminisce over you, my God
I reminisce so you never forget this
The days of wayback, so many bear witness the fitness
Take the first letter out of each word in this joint
Listen close as I prove my point
T to the R-uh-O-Y, how did you and I meet?
In front of Big Lou's, fighting in the street
But only you saw what took many time to see
I dedicate this to you for believing in me
Rain or shine, yes in any weather
My grandmom Pam holds the family together
My Uncle Doc's the greatest better yet the latest
If we're talking about a car, Uncle Sterling got the latest
I strive to be live 'cause I got no choice
And run my own business like my Aunt Joyce
So Pete Rock hit me, nuff respect due
When they reminisce over you, listen
Listen, just listen
To the funky song as I rock on
And that's word is bond
I'm not playin
Everybody, just coolin
This song we dedicate
To the one and only
Never be another
he was my brother
Trouble T-Roy
It's like that y'all
And you don't stop
Pete Rock and CL Smooth for '92
And we out, later
dclxvi:
Wlecome to SG. You're journal entry was entertaining. I needed that.
WELL LAST NIGHT WAS DIFFERENT! I WENT TO "CREAM" BECAUSE MY FRIENDS INSISTED ON CHECKING OUT THE SAVAGEMEN DANCE OR PERFORM! 
I REALLY DON'T SEE ANY POINT IN TIPPING A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO REALLY AREN'T INTO THE LADIES! ARE YOU FEELING ME? BUT, THERE WAS THIS ONE DANCER NAMED QG, HOLY SHIT..............THANK GOD I DIDN'T BRING MY CHECK BOOK, BECAUSE I'D HAVE TO RUN...
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I REALLY DON'T SEE ANY POINT IN TIPPING A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO REALLY AREN'T INTO THE LADIES! ARE YOU FEELING ME? BUT, THERE WAS THIS ONE DANCER NAMED QG, HOLY SHIT..............THANK GOD I DIDN'T BRING MY CHECK BOOK, BECAUSE I'D HAVE TO RUN... Read More
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nicolelee:
ohmyfuckinggod... DITTTTTTTTTTTTTA!!!!!!!!!!!
did you grab her ass or what!?!?!?!!?
ass grabbing (clenching, what-the-fuck-ever!) = ratings!
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did you grab her ass or what!?!?!?!!?
ass grabbing (clenching, what-the-fuck-ever!) = ratings!
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deanna:
this journal entry is one of the most amusing journals ive read in a while!! thank you!
For once let me dream,will ya?!?!?!?!/
Ativan101 + Elise Neal + Zyon and his trusty camera = One for the ages!