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ugh. feel sick. nauseous, more like it. nauseous--that doesnt look right. either way.
ran into kelly, johnny's ex, at the gas station. she said johnny left her for a 18yo skank. i wonder if the skank knows that johnny has a fetish for bestiality. i'd post a pic of both johnny and kelly, but i dont have one on file. i might post one in...
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b57913:
Im transmitting waves of pity to you right now..

...WWAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA...

...pity transmission complete.

i wish i had some air marijuana growing in my basement.

[Edited on Oct 28, 2004 5:43PM]
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it was alsmost satirical. at work today, they had a charity thing for the suzan b. komen breast cancer...thingie. rich, white buisiness people sipping expensive champagne and talking about the nice hotels and dicey meals they're experiencing in peoria. it was the proverbial WASPs nest. and me without my suit jacket...
steve gave me a 1930s propaganda film called "Reefer Madness" the box alone is...
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b57913:
(hangs head)

I am a marijuana victim.
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b57913:
I dub thee extermaweirddreaminator! robot
phoolsfire:
my my you'v been busy.
i hope youe doing something productive with all those dead rats.
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Im outside the system, working with the rules set by the system. Im standing on an elephant shaped bridge drinking orange-creame liquor with Maggie Cho. Im drinking Mountain Dew and Southern Comfort with Ashley at noon. I spray water down the wasp hole and it opens. Rats in the back chew the hose. I wake up and all I want is another hour of sleep....
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m_bethany:
um yeah, and you don't? It is typing also... some people have a lot to say. But thanks for the effort.
phoolsfire:
i can see my house from here miao!!
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well, well, well.
not much happening. working. writing. planning. i found out that i know one of the hookers that went missing. if youve been following, we have a serial killer in our midst. killing hookers. i think it's a cop.
checked out india's new photoset. nice. it's nice to see a SG with pubic hair, if even shorned pubic hair. the shaved thing gets...
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b57913:
I am a missing hooker
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wow...just got off work...i dont hink i'll ever get the taste of fomalin and steel cleaner out of my mouth, the smell out of my hair. so push me down the stairs, and people know my name for some reason. "hey, lucas!" "hey person whose name i have to look up on the student call sheet." "you seen that movie yet?" "nope...now fuck off and...
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phoolsfire:
its good to know i'm not the only one whos a little manic when i don't get my coffee fix. ooo aaa
b57913:
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been three months, just redyed my hair. i missed a spot, but it goes well with the bedhead look.
goin to sleep earlier and earlier lately. getting up earlier and earlier. beacuase of this, i'm writing more and more. weird.
the rat problem ive been talking about is because of construction work. the workers are displacing the natural rat popluation and the dirty bastards are...
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"thanks to you uncle bob, i can milk everything i see."
i just had toilet water splashed on the back of my fucking leg...so i had to take another bath...
ok, i was up past noon revising the script for "Vietnam Part 2," the short film i'm shooting next month. the first five pages are mostly dialogue. i know about scripts--nothing. i've never written a...
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phoolsfire:
thats kick ass, just throw in some explosions and half naked women and i promise you a huge success smile
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if i could jumprope with my ears, i would. that's my idea of fun.
rat poison. rat poison is the answer to all quetions, now. the universal answer. next time you're at a drive thru and the burger monkie asks what you'd like to drink--rat poison.
'pending the cleanliness, they might take you up on it...
but, yes, rat poison. i saw a rat last...
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b57913:
You need something like this

http://www.trap-man.com/rat-trap-multi-catch-humane-rat-trap.htm

Then you can have a new pet rat!
akasnuggles:
yesyesyes! hence forth, he shall be called bill!
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b57913:
I knew those xray glasses would pay off...

...I think you can see jizim running down the inside of the throat.
akasnuggles:
lol never inspected it quite that far...hmm eeek