General weirdness: Take a nail with a flat head and largish diameter (6-9 inch nail should have a big, flat head...ahem), and heat it till the surface is black. I mean, fucking, charcoal black. You might have to stick the nail IN the fire, so watch the hands, kids. When its nice and chalky-black, take a bit of spit (or a drop of water if...
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There's only, like, 12 days before the changing of my age and i think i can make it. I shall turn 23 with my new found virginity! By then, it'll be 41 days of pure abstinent bliss. Heh.
Apparently, i only have two more years of being bizarre. What a glorious 2 years this will be.
And now, The Planet Les Universal Truth 22h:
Any...
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Apparently, i only have two more years of being bizarre. What a glorious 2 years this will be.
And now, The Planet Les Universal Truth 22h:
Any...
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I'd like to say something profound, i really would. And not thru my teeth, either. The only think that i can think of is, Morals, loose, in between my fingers. and that doesnt even make sense. There should be a context, i think. Maybe it's just out of context. So now i have to say something profound AND make up a context for which it...
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b57913:
haha that was profoundly funny
I got up early today for a reason that never happened. And i couldnt really sleep well last night because i was anxious about today. It sounds odd, and if you knew why i had to get up, it would be odder... i dont think that's a word, odder. It could be, i might be wrong.
It just sounds odd. Odder. Kinda like otter.
Or...
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It just sounds odd. Odder. Kinda like otter.
Or...
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phoolsfire:
i'll be twenty five this year.....all i can think of is that singles line...
"time is running out to do somthing really bazar, somewhere around twenty-five, bazar becomes...immature"
so this is it, one more month of bazar then its all over,
23... that was the year i moved bake here and started over, i feel like i've been in this arrested state ever since i got here... maybe not arrested, maybe i'm actually regressing...
i went and saw neverland, i wanted to see it cause its got brilliant actors, Depp and Winslet, both are pretty brilliant, and i think there both hot, how could you not resist.
i read a bunch of reviews and they all hailed neverland as the next big thing, i have to say it was moving with out being pretentious, thoughful and smart without being stuffy. its was beautiful.
i used to freak out about phones too, but now i guess i'm used to it.
i'll be hittin up the ol p-town again tomarrow.
"time is running out to do somthing really bazar, somewhere around twenty-five, bazar becomes...immature"
so this is it, one more month of bazar then its all over,
23... that was the year i moved bake here and started over, i feel like i've been in this arrested state ever since i got here... maybe not arrested, maybe i'm actually regressing...
i went and saw neverland, i wanted to see it cause its got brilliant actors, Depp and Winslet, both are pretty brilliant, and i think there both hot, how could you not resist.
i read a bunch of reviews and they all hailed neverland as the next big thing, i have to say it was moving with out being pretentious, thoughful and smart without being stuffy. its was beautiful.
i used to freak out about phones too, but now i guess i'm used to it.
i'll be hittin up the ol p-town again tomarrow.
David downloaded about 4 gigs of porn over the last....4 months, i guess it would be. Well, because of this, Sammy got a viris that crashed his system. Sammy had to reformat. This means all the work i'd done since the last crash is lost.
The last crash was because of David as well. I could prolly go thru my journal and find the exact...
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The last crash was because of David as well. I could prolly go thru my journal and find the exact...
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Bored, bored, bored, bored....and hungry. Goddamnit. Went to Pekin and Sammy was asleep. It didnt really hurt my gas-hand, still have a fullish tank. I think. But it was a waste of fucking time. It took me 20 mins to wake the fucker up. Then he mumbled about beating some boss with a parachute or something 
I hate my friends.
Atleast i do right now....
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I hate my friends.
Atleast i do right now....
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phoolsfire:
claude levi-strauss, he inventied structural anthropology...(god theres no cool way to say this, i am a dork). just that there are some components that are cross cultural orgin mythes or cosmologies....? ok, like the story of a savior who was aboandon by his mother and sent down stream in a basket who would later save the world...blah etc. this happens in like six different cultures.. the same thing with like goldie locks. ughhhhh...
he is related to the jeans guy.
oh yeah, evil world undoing......its the little things, like find some uneducated youth and tell him....i don't know, oh..
like tell him eldridge cleiver (?) was working with che guavera(?) to promote capitalism and help bulid the economy and its such an intragal part of our "brilliant capialistic nature" as an american, and thats why all those kids in highschool have theose "ch'e" shirts....
i call those people like "Amanda" homogenous pilgrims of beef wittedness.
he is related to the jeans guy.
oh yeah, evil world undoing......its the little things, like find some uneducated youth and tell him....i don't know, oh..
like tell him eldridge cleiver (?) was working with che guavera(?) to promote capitalism and help bulid the economy and its such an intragal part of our "brilliant capialistic nature" as an american, and thats why all those kids in highschool have theose "ch'e" shirts....
i call those people like "Amanda" homogenous pilgrims of beef wittedness.
I've so much writing on my arm, it's ridiculous. Either i need to bathe more often, or write less on myself. Before suspicions arise, i bathe once a day. but in 24 hours, i have a tendency to write alot. 'Specially if i'm tired, have a thought and am armed with a Sharpy. see the profile pic if you doubt my...Sharpyness.
i have Come TO...
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phoolsfire:
i could never get into the whole hellraiser thing, i don't know, something about being written by the same guy that did that david copperfield movie, lords of illusion.*laughs* but i did like people under the stairs, although, if you watch that movie and james and the giant peach and any adams family movie all in the same night, that promises some fucked up dreams. 
"domesticated man".... i don't get it, none of us are out killing our dinner and building a fire. we've been selecting for easier human "domestication" for years now. i tell you what... i'll domesticate that lady right on her......big fat stupid head....(sorry i couldn't think of any thing better, it's been a long day)
"domesticated man".... i don't get it, none of us are out killing our dinner and building a fire. we've been selecting for easier human "domestication" for years now. i tell you what... i'll domesticate that lady right on her......big fat stupid head....(sorry i couldn't think of any thing better, it's been a long day)
30 days, motherfuckers! 30 motherfucking days! gah-hahaha! This sucks so hard! i would give my left nut to jack-off tonite without remorse....wait a sec....scratch that.
I do feel an overwelming since of achievement going this long.
When can i quit? when can i go back to having the option to whack it if i want to?
maybe soon. maybe not.
its the fact that i...
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I do feel an overwelming since of achievement going this long.
When can i quit? when can i go back to having the option to whack it if i want to?
maybe soon. maybe not.
its the fact that i...
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phoolsfire:
did you see coffee and cigerettes? you said you liked vignettes. yeah i totally for got how bad heavy metal 2000 sucked, but i never rented it twice, i saw pieces of it at a friends house the first time, and they were all like, "you got to see the whole thing". i pass by it in the video store and it just seems like abad idea. .....amazon women on the moon however, that movie gets funnier every time i watch it.
oh yeah did you ever see that "drinky crow" online comic about how the crwo saves money for suicide your situation made me think of that and grin
oh yeah did you ever see that "drinky crow" online comic about how the crwo saves money for suicide your situation made me think of that and grin
phoolsfire:
hey, being the fetish type you are, you might want to check out chloe's lates post.
I have a pain I'm my stomach. It's around where the ol belly button is, and it only hurts when i piss, yawn, stretch, or use my abs in any other way. It's amazing how often one actually uses ones stomach muscles...amazing....i mean, who knew?
This leads me to believe that it's a pulled muscle of sortsit leads me to hope it's a pulled muscle...
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This leads me to believe that it's a pulled muscle of sortsit leads me to hope it's a pulled muscle...
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phoolsfire:
whoa, ball shaving and deep spiritual insight 
are you really interested in learning about extinct humans?....i'll be in peoria this weekend if you want a crash course. ayahuasca is not my idea of a fun time, but then again i could never get the hang of the latest eating disorder in highschool. its an herb/vine in south america used for ethno medicinal healing. ATTN: do not try at home, do not used unsupervised... its some crazy shit....litteraly upon secondes after ingestion you gain insight to the supernatural world and get real aquainted with a toilet bowl. let me know if your up for anything on saturday...
are you really interested in learning about extinct humans?....i'll be in peoria this weekend if you want a crash course. ayahuasca is not my idea of a fun time, but then again i could never get the hang of the latest eating disorder in highschool. its an herb/vine in south america used for ethno medicinal healing. ATTN: do not try at home, do not used unsupervised... its some crazy shit....litteraly upon secondes after ingestion you gain insight to the supernatural world and get real aquainted with a toilet bowl. let me know if your up for anything on saturday...
b57913:
ack all i see is
you should get a photobucket, I think it's still free
you can also make you photoB account private, if that is why you don't host images on SG. I put a lot I dont want people pouring over all the time in mine
[Edited on Dec 11, 2004 10:11PM]
you should get a photobucket, I think it's still free
you can also make you photoB account private, if that is why you don't host images on SG. I put a lot I dont want people pouring over all the time in mine
[Edited on Dec 11, 2004 10:11PM]
phoolsfire:
ok ok, so
the three yesed turkey of skull loves anal monkey sex abd eats pussy like a pig, he isnt happy, hes sad because...(and this is where you lose me)...freakbot stole his "vombot"? so to get back at freak bot, hes gonna lick 10.000 puking pirates?which he hates more than anything?
was that close.
now i'm just confused.
hope your weekend went well, i've some more shitty finals next week so i won't be able to decipher any more of you
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the three yesed turkey of skull loves anal monkey sex abd eats pussy like a pig, he isnt happy, hes sad because...(and this is where you lose me)...freakbot stole his "vombot"? so to get back at freak bot, hes gonna lick 10.000 puking pirates?which he hates more than anything?
was that close.
now i'm just confused.
hope your weekend went well, i've some more shitty finals next week so i won't be able to decipher any more of you
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They're fake humans. They're parroting sympathy and telling us what we wanna hear. They're showing us what we want to see. And we take it as something genuine. Possibly because we're actually that stupid. Or because we think we're not good enough. So we buy it. Rich famous celebrities are cool and hip and better than you. Even more so if they have a lot...
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10am. what a ungodly fucking hour. dog trashed the house and i dont feel like cleaning it up.
i fucking hate dogs.
i think i'm getting tired of smoking. either that or i'm thirsty.
and i have a headache.
i should go back to bed. fuck this. more later.
i fucking hate dogs.
i think i'm getting tired of smoking. either that or i'm thirsty.
and i have a headache.
i should go back to bed. fuck this. more later.
phoolsfire:
was being ed by the 
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lovesick vombot was porked by the mad priate?
there's a booty joke in there somewhere.
i love dogs.. i'm allergic to cats. but there ok. even though they poop in a box and they're in control of everything.
is it your dog, how old is it. i think it senses your hostility and is actingout to gain negitive attention....oh sorry thats a note from my 8th grade teacher to my mom.
seriously though, who's dog is it? i'll take it if you don't want it.
was being ed by the =
lovesick vombot was porked by the mad priate?
there's a booty joke in there somewhere.
i love dogs.. i'm allergic to cats. but there ok. even though they poop in a box and they're in control of everything.
is it your dog, how old is it. i think it senses your hostility and is actingout to gain negitive attention....oh sorry thats a note from my 8th grade teacher to my mom.
seriously though, who's dog is it? i'll take it if you don't want it.
black venus...i went to a bar once called venus's penises. ahh the good ol days. have a good holiday.