Bah. I've got a migraine. A bad migraine. A horrible one. And i had to drive home from Pekin with it. At night. With a migraine.
This is harder than you might think. Because headlights...well...they're bright. And i've got a migraine.
And i feel nauseous.
Could be because i havent eaten in 24 hours.
I need pasta.
Soon.
Or i'm gonna die.
Maybe if i...
Read More
This is harder than you might think. Because headlights...well...they're bright. And i've got a migraine.
And i feel nauseous.
Could be because i havent eaten in 24 hours.
I need pasta.
Soon.
Or i'm gonna die.
Maybe if i...
Read More
In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
sweetiyvie:
I give to you my winter on a silver platter! 
phoolsfire:
yo doin alright there 
rephrased:
Hey, man.
Sorry I've been out of commission for a while, but I've been swinging maniacally between abject misery and hysterical euphoria. It seems at the moment euphoria is winning it.
In response to your questions, I taught myself how to cook out of pure survival instinct, I am a little worried about going on the trail without meds, which it now appears I won't have to do, and I have no clue about cannibal holocaust. So what's been up with you, aside from astronaut vampires?
Sorry I've been out of commission for a while, but I've been swinging maniacally between abject misery and hysterical euphoria. It seems at the moment euphoria is winning it.
In response to your questions, I taught myself how to cook out of pure survival instinct, I am a little worried about going on the trail without meds, which it now appears I won't have to do, and I have no clue about cannibal holocaust. So what's been up with you, aside from astronaut vampires?
It's 1124pm, i think the storm might miss us. So my weekend might not be a bust. I'll check the weather channel in about fife minutes.
But i'm so tired right now. Had to stay up till 9am to cash my check and grab some smokes. Then got up at 3pm cos i have to work Sunday and want to get on a semi normal...
Read More
But i'm so tired right now. Had to stay up till 9am to cash my check and grab some smokes. Then got up at 3pm cos i have to work Sunday and want to get on a semi normal...
Read More
Why can't i listen to one (HED)pe song without being Morally Assaulted?
Okay, Morally Assaulted is both kinda harsh and assumes that i, in fact, have morals.
So...we'll say Sexually Harassed.
No, Sexually Assaultedwe gotta have violence in there!
So i'm listening to the song Pac Bell, and it's good. It has a solid groove and some nice psychedelia.
Then the lyrics kick in. It's...
Read More
Okay, Morally Assaulted is both kinda harsh and assumes that i, in fact, have morals.
So...we'll say Sexually Harassed.
No, Sexually Assaultedwe gotta have violence in there!
So i'm listening to the song Pac Bell, and it's good. It has a solid groove and some nice psychedelia.
Then the lyrics kick in. It's...
Read More
phoolsfire:
"Korny" *ha* that's funny, i will use that newly revived adjective all the time now,
is it just the context, you don't like to here the nastiness in a different....ah..genre (?). was he being funny, cause it sounds pretty funny, uh and offensive, yes... write him a letter, call his mom.
i think its "artful" that he says mr. clean in the context of "love making"
is it just the context, you don't like to here the nastiness in a different....ah..genre (?). was he being funny, cause it sounds pretty funny, uh and offensive, yes... write him a letter, call his mom.
i think its "artful" that he says mr. clean in the context of "love making"
Dogs love me cuz i'm crazy sniffable.
Oh, Mike D, you really are the ladies choice!
Will i ever get bored with the Beastie Boys?
The best thing about that line is that it's an independent statementit stands on it's own and doesn't have anything to do with the song whatsoever.
Because that's something new for the Beasties...
Even bad Beastie Boys are better than...
Read More
Oh, Mike D, you really are the ladies choice!
Will i ever get bored with the Beastie Boys?
The best thing about that line is that it's an independent statementit stands on it's own and doesn't have anything to do with the song whatsoever.
Because that's something new for the Beasties...
Even bad Beastie Boys are better than...
Read More
phoolsfire:
is it like a scratch and sniffable?
i gennerally avoid eggs too, something about the fendemental concept of a woman eating an egg?...
makes me want to vomit also.
i gennerally avoid eggs too, something about the fendemental concept of a woman eating an egg?...
makes me want to vomit also.
Puar and G were talking today, i was standing there listening. They were talking about what P was going to specialize in--medicine (Family, general, whatever), or surgery.
Being as i wasnt IN the conversation, but merely observing it, i decided i should, somehow contribute.
You know, so it doesnt seems as though i'm eavesdropping, that i'm not a spy.
And by contribute, i of course...
Read More
Being as i wasnt IN the conversation, but merely observing it, i decided i should, somehow contribute.
You know, so it doesnt seems as though i'm eavesdropping, that i'm not a spy.
And by contribute, i of course...
Read More
He put his hand on her shoulder and kissed her cheek.
She didn't move away; she was tense and waiting under his hand.
He kissed her lips. They were warm and soft, slightly parted, and she turned and walked away.
'Lilac,' he said, and went after her.
She turned and said, 'No. Please, Chip, go,' and turned and walked away again.
He stood uncertainly. Another...
Read More
She didn't move away; she was tense and waiting under his hand.
He kissed her lips. They were warm and soft, slightly parted, and she turned and walked away.
'Lilac,' he said, and went after her.
She turned and said, 'No. Please, Chip, go,' and turned and walked away again.
He stood uncertainly. Another...
Read More
judas:
the story was funnier and far more sympathetic the second time around. hurray!
[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 9:53AM]
[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 9:53AM]
Ok, so last night in the shower I sprayed warm water up my nose. I did so because someone with knowledge of ethnomedicinal cures said it would help with my congestion problem.
First off, I dont have a womans shower.
By this, I mean that theres no detachable shower head.
No massager.
My shower head is affixed to the wall.
To get the water to...
Read More
First off, I dont have a womans shower.
By this, I mean that theres no detachable shower head.
No massager.
My shower head is affixed to the wall.
To get the water to...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
phoolsfire:
i guess i could have given you better instruction than just sticking the shower head up your nose, but i'm glad your better.
judas:
dude. that was not a funny story. poor nerm. 
Sometimes you ask the wrong question, and sometimes you get the wrong answer.
Like with the Jury Summons questionnaire that i had to fill out today.
Question: Has anyone in your family ever been convicted of a crime other than a traffic ticket.
Oops.
Bad question.
A bad question that i had to mark YES on...
If so, please explain in detail.
...shit...
ok.
My...
Read More
Like with the Jury Summons questionnaire that i had to fill out today.
Question: Has anyone in your family ever been convicted of a crime other than a traffic ticket.
Oops.
Bad question.
A bad question that i had to mark YES on...
If so, please explain in detail.
...shit...
ok.
My...
Read More
New wordintrinsic.
Has a wonderful ring to it, right?
Now, to work it naturally into a conversation five times.
And pronounce it correctly. Let's not relive the Inn-osh-ous as Innocuous debacle from 7 years past.
Because if i had a gun at the point i realized i had been pronouncing it incorrectly, i'd have shot myself.
Because in MY world, people get laid for perfeck...
Read More
Has a wonderful ring to it, right?
Now, to work it naturally into a conversation five times.
And pronounce it correctly. Let's not relive the Inn-osh-ous as Innocuous debacle from 7 years past.
Because if i had a gun at the point i realized i had been pronouncing it incorrectly, i'd have shot myself.
Because in MY world, people get laid for perfeck...
Read More
phoolsfire:
have you tried a neti pot for your sinuses, i don't have a pot, but i stand in the shower and turn the hose up my nose, its gross and it helps... so thats cool
...have you seen the movie sidways yet? theres a good part about the guy who does voiceovers for drug commercials. very funny...
ummmm reassurance... don't worry it will all be over soon. these things are intrinsicly ingrained in our genetic make-up
...have you seen the movie sidways yet? theres a good part about the guy who does voiceovers for drug commercials. very funny...
ummmm reassurance... don't worry it will all be over soon. these things are intrinsicly ingrained in our genetic make-up
lemme first say that Eilidh's set is super-duper nice and you all should check it out...if you already havent...
ok...i've got me another cold. This is the third virus of the season. The first one was the head thing way back when, the second thing was the stomach thing from about three weeks ago, and now this. It's...well, me throat be hurtin, yo.
It hurts,...
Read More
ok...i've got me another cold. This is the third virus of the season. The first one was the head thing way back when, the second thing was the stomach thing from about three weeks ago, and now this. It's...well, me throat be hurtin, yo.
It hurts,...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
cipher:
Holy fuck, there are other "Sports Night" fans. And here I thought I was the only one.
Um...thanks for reading my journal?
Um...thanks for reading my journal?
judas:
i have been sick for the last three months pretty constantly. blows monkey chunks, yo.
hey, thanks for the aniston/pitt news. always thought the same of brad, that he could do better, and well, less plain. all i have ever been able to say of ms. aniston is, "she seems like a nice girl". and frankly, that's no compliment.
hey, thanks for the aniston/pitt news. always thought the same of brad, that he could do better, and well, less plain. all i have ever been able to say of ms. aniston is, "she seems like a nice girl". and frankly, that's no compliment.
ahhh, good ol woody high, i remember when a drive by was "schedueled" and they let kids go home early. then all the fuckin cops raided the park and caught all the kids smokin out. good ol days