9uh

I am finally back on a schedule. I'm still immobile which completely blows but, last night I brought my friends to me. I needed a ride home so I called a friend, I needed someone to hang with me while I baked cookies so I called a friend. I'm still angry because while I was sleeping for 20 hours straight no one called me to notify me about the party going on. so what.
My birthday is doomed to failure if I don't get my car back by then. so what nobody likes me, I'm just going to enjoy a feast of worms on Feb 6th!!!. maybe someone will think to call me that night and drive me around. I should have people throw me a party. and more than anything else,.....I wanna get laid!
I think Erik has forgotten my birthday, that's okay(if you can't tell I'm taking a passive approach to all that sucks, which is just about everything right now). I would really like some good sex for my birthday but, I don't see that happening. Who wants to fuck me call me on friday, I'll even pretend that I'm wasted so I can Feb 6th.
For my birthday I would also like some money. My bank account can cover exactly bills right now and I'd like to enjoy life a little more than that by being able to relax and rent a video nasty if I feel like it. Well my mom says "Wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first." I'm not exactly sure what that's supposed to teach you except not to have dreams and, avoid eliminating in places other than the toilet.