HAIKU'S BY 9-10-Do Head (That's me!)
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Saturday morning.
Cartoons used to rule the air.
Now new cartoons suck.
Oh, Robot Chicken.
I want to take you home now.
Fucking release dates!
Why cell phones are good?
Girls can take pics of their boobs
Then send them to me.
In 'Lost Boys'; tell me...
What's with the guy with the sax?
Freaks me the fuck out!
Zamfir played the flute.
Then it got stuck in his butt.
Zamfir still plays flute.
Going for a ride.
With no known destination.
Crazy sons'a bitch.
Feel the vibration.
My guitar fucking my mind.
It makes girls cream jeans.
A relaxing poop...
Can change your whole perspective
On a shitty day.
I once ate a turd.
All I call tell you is that:
It tasted like shit.
You devil woman.
Tempting me with that third boob.
My prayers answered.
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Saturday morning.
Cartoons used to rule the air.
Now new cartoons suck.
Oh, Robot Chicken.
I want to take you home now.
Fucking release dates!
Why cell phones are good?
Girls can take pics of their boobs
Then send them to me.
In 'Lost Boys'; tell me...
What's with the guy with the sax?
Freaks me the fuck out!
Zamfir played the flute.
Then it got stuck in his butt.
Zamfir still plays flute.
Going for a ride.
With no known destination.
Crazy sons'a bitch.
Feel the vibration.
My guitar fucking my mind.
It makes girls cream jeans.
A relaxing poop...
Can change your whole perspective
On a shitty day.
I once ate a turd.
All I call tell you is that:
It tasted like shit.
You devil woman.
Tempting me with that third boob.
My prayers answered.
YOUR HAIKU IS WONDERFUL!!! haahah it made me wanna poop.
its been soooooooooooooooo long since i've seen you! we should get together sometime nerd! anyway, geez i had no clue you were a member on SG let alone for 3 yrs! wow hahah so like you've totally seen me naked! hahah...
anyway... well... umm... i need to shit.
xoxo
hello fellow desert dweller