My mother... where do I start? She almost completely broke down talkin' about how she shoulda been a better mother and blahblahblah...
The sentiment is very appreciated but you know, I wish she'd get over it. Cuz, well, I did.
Did you know my mom taught me how to get out of handcuffs? She also taught me how wrestle an alligator and what to do...
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The sentiment is very appreciated but you know, I wish she'd get over it. Cuz, well, I did.
Did you know my mom taught me how to get out of handcuffs? She also taught me how wrestle an alligator and what to do...
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lackluster:
id say bring it the fuck on. also, my mother gives me one of those talks about every third holiday. very awkward.
lackluster:
i gathering based soley on the intention of making me feel shittier?! hell if that didnt make me cum a little.
I'll be visiting my mother and some old friends up north so I won't be around for the next week. Cuz you know, I'll be with my mom and my mom wouldn't appreciate me loooking at porn unless I let her look..
And you know... that's a little too creepy for me.
And you know... that's a little too creepy for me.
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ringleader:
Shit, my mom would pass out and hit her head if she looked at this, especially if it was with me! Hahaa now that's a thought 
Happy Thanksgiving, friend
Happy Thanksgiving, friend
ringleader:
Sure, why not? 
i want you to, for a moment, pretend that i'm completely sober as i write this.
sometimes... well, most times, i feel alone. like now.
i'm not saying this because there's no beer to be found in the fridge. i'm saying this because i have no one to share my fucking insane ideas with.
i'm nuts.
i'm fucking crazy. i'll tell you that for free...
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sometimes... well, most times, i feel alone. like now.
i'm not saying this because there's no beer to be found in the fridge. i'm saying this because i have no one to share my fucking insane ideas with.
i'm nuts.
i'm fucking crazy. i'll tell you that for free...
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autodidactic:
Where the hell is Monrovia? Perhaps I could flap my arms real hard and come visit, and you could bounce your sick shit ideas offa me.
Aliens make me happy.
Aliens make me happy.
lackluster:
first: your cat is amazing. i promise thats about as nice as i get.
I stink of sex and post-coital alcohol.
I've been reading comic books and avoiding shaving all weekend. Now that my jobs is over I need to do something else. I want to fucking move to Portland for like 6 months and see how that rolls. But fuck, I can't leave my friends. That and I'd have no work and I don't want to be a...
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I've been reading comic books and avoiding shaving all weekend. Now that my jobs is over I need to do something else. I want to fucking move to Portland for like 6 months and see how that rolls. But fuck, I can't leave my friends. That and I'd have no work and I don't want to be a...
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ringleader:
Haha, total score. Thank you for making me laugh. As it turns out, I like to laugh. 
I'm going to start this by saying.
FUCK
I sang AC/DC's Big Balls at rock and roll karaoke and everyone flipped out. God I'm Awesome.
It was my sister's birthday this week and I thought about calling her to patch things up between us. But then I remembered it was entirely not-my-fault we stopped talking in the first place.
Fuck her.
I miss my brother,...
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FUCK
I sang AC/DC's Big Balls at rock and roll karaoke and everyone flipped out. God I'm Awesome.
It was my sister's birthday this week and I thought about calling her to patch things up between us. But then I remembered it was entirely not-my-fault we stopped talking in the first place.
Fuck her.
I miss my brother,...
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ringleader:
Fucking where you eat is a fine idea. Do it.
ringleader:
Hey friend..
I just read in your profile that you do everything in excess and you are a walking addiction. Me fucking too. Atleast I am better now than I have been in the past. In any case that made me laugh. And now I feel like smoking a clove
I requested your myspace friendship and you better fucking accept it. Just kidding
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Greaser Frankenstein sounds cool. I want to see pictures..
Hey friend..
I just read in your profile that you do everything in excess and you are a walking addiction. Me fucking too. Atleast I am better now than I have been in the past. In any case that made me laugh. And now I feel like smoking a clove
I requested your myspace friendship and you better fucking accept it. Just kidding
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Greaser Frankenstein sounds cool. I want to see pictures..
Today a woman told me a story about how her ex is breaking into her room and sniffing her panties.
Weird shit.
This same girl also told me a story about how her father busted the plate behind her nose, just for being too quick-lipped.
But what do you expect from an LA cop?
Today another girl was telling me about how some guy asked...
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Weird shit.
This same girl also told me a story about how her father busted the plate behind her nose, just for being too quick-lipped.
But what do you expect from an LA cop?
Today another girl was telling me about how some guy asked...
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I'm working like a dog. It's awesome.
But what will I do when it's all said and done? Maybe I'll join the circus.
Or become a Suicide Girl.
But what will I do when it's all said and done? Maybe I'll join the circus.
Or become a Suicide Girl.
azathoth42:
I would love to see you naked
ringleader:
ringleader says you WILL join the circus.
uem yes, the circus.
uem yes, the circus.
Not drunk, violent and so explosive that it impacts, scarring memory... No, instead it is sober, timid and meek.
This is how it ends on a Wednesday night.
It was the Socratic Method to begin with questions yielding answers wrapped in sheets and arms and legs... yet everything comes full circle,
"Is this how it ends?"
"What do you think?"
I remember her hands skipping...
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This is how it ends on a Wednesday night.
It was the Socratic Method to begin with questions yielding answers wrapped in sheets and arms and legs... yet everything comes full circle,
"Is this how it ends?"
"What do you think?"
I remember her hands skipping...
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3(?)4(?) whiskeys and 2-3 beers later (dot(dot(dot)
oooh man, getting drunk with a friend that brings up your "ex" is a baaaad idea. i almost lost my shit. ALMOST.
she was only trying to help, but good lord. please, don't rock the boat... i can barely stand as it is.
does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? i dunno......
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oooh man, getting drunk with a friend that brings up your "ex" is a baaaad idea. i almost lost my shit. ALMOST.
she was only trying to help, but good lord. please, don't rock the boat... i can barely stand as it is.
does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? i dunno......
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if i was blastin' a little Elvis Presley
would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me?
i'm noticing women's dress more. not like before, but now i'm looking at how well the shoes match with the purse.
do the drapes match the carpet?
ahhh, my life is b-b-b-busy. not busy, so much as just, well full.
i'm breakin' eardrums like i'm breakin' the...
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would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me?
i'm noticing women's dress more. not like before, but now i'm looking at how well the shoes match with the purse.
do the drapes match the carpet?
ahhh, my life is b-b-b-busy. not busy, so much as just, well full.
i'm breakin' eardrums like i'm breakin' the...
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ringleader:
Haha you are funny.
ringleader:
My drapes do infact match my carpet, but it came like that. 