I'll tell you a secret.: I'm that asshole that leaves gum under the table.
Been up on gum since I was old enough to chew. Leaving it places is like a secret language among avid gum chewers -- I WAS HERE.
The fancier the place or the nicer the table, the more inclined I am to do it. No shit. I can't help myself, really... Even my own 20 year old coffee table has a piece of gum on it somewhere, nothing is sacred.
But next time you run your hand under that table in New York, or brush up against that near-petrified piece in Illinois, when you curse because your shoe is sticky in Oregon, or you roll your eyes in disgust at such an adolescent display out here in Cali... know that it was me and me alone.
Things are on the turn for me, right? Watch it boys and girls because if this year goes the way I know it will, I'm taking my vandalism World Wide.
Been up on gum since I was old enough to chew. Leaving it places is like a secret language among avid gum chewers -- I WAS HERE.
The fancier the place or the nicer the table, the more inclined I am to do it. No shit. I can't help myself, really... Even my own 20 year old coffee table has a piece of gum on it somewhere, nothing is sacred.
But next time you run your hand under that table in New York, or brush up against that near-petrified piece in Illinois, when you curse because your shoe is sticky in Oregon, or you roll your eyes in disgust at such an adolescent display out here in Cali... know that it was me and me alone.
Things are on the turn for me, right? Watch it boys and girls because if this year goes the way I know it will, I'm taking my vandalism World Wide.