Point being -- we're all shady and up to no goooood. Crooked teeth and twisted kneecaps, I want to play life in reverse and beat those thieves down before they took my bike. I just was too nice -- too thick skinned -- too much of a coward to see blood but in the end its all I want to see -- everywhere, from everyone.
Recipe for instant gratification (in 30 minutes):
Steam chicken, broccoli, cherry tomatoes and cloves of garlic in those japanese wooden steamers.
Make a banana, orange, carrot, apple and blueberry smoothie.
Remove the steamed stuff and stir fry everything adding salt and pepper to taste.
Crush the newly softened cherry tomatoes as you mix making a jucing saucy redness.
(extra: freeze the blueberries before you blend for the smoothie)
Eat it all. Do the dishes and try not to masturbate.
Recipe for instant gratification (in 30 minutes):
Steam chicken, broccoli, cherry tomatoes and cloves of garlic in those japanese wooden steamers.
Make a banana, orange, carrot, apple and blueberry smoothie.
Remove the steamed stuff and stir fry everything adding salt and pepper to taste.
Crush the newly softened cherry tomatoes as you mix making a jucing saucy redness.
(extra: freeze the blueberries before you blend for the smoothie)
Eat it all. Do the dishes and try not to masturbate.
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Now, as for the dishes, they can wait, I've got to go and masturbate!
Gee, it rhymed......I'm practically Vanilla Ice!