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Wednesday Mar 10, 2004

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Point being -- we're all shady and up to no goooood. Crooked teeth and twisted kneecaps, I want to play life in reverse and beat those thieves down before they took my bike. I just was too nice -- too thick skinned -- too much of a coward to see blood but in the end its all I want to see -- everywhere, from everyone.



Recipe for instant gratification (in 30 minutes):

Steam chicken, broccoli, cherry tomatoes and cloves of garlic in those japanese wooden steamers.

Make a banana, orange, carrot, apple and blueberry smoothie.

Remove the steamed stuff and stir fry everything adding salt and pepper to taste.

Crush the newly softened cherry tomatoes as you mix making a jucing saucy redness.

(extra: freeze the blueberries before you blend for the smoothie)

Eat it all. Do the dishes and try not to masturbate.
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speedphreak:
The chicken and veggies sounds fantastic! I'm going to make a point of getting the ingredients and make some up this weekend.

Now, as for the dishes, they can wait, I've got to go and masturbate!

Gee, it rhymed......I'm practically Vanilla Ice! confused
Mar 11, 2004
esmee:
thats why i have a dishwasher. it makes more time for masturbating.
Mar 12, 2004

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