Im doing a how-to bellydance DVD. Ya'll will see it at your local walmarts in a matter of months. All those little housewives with a little tummy chub will be looping the 'Undulations' chapter while being watched by the neighborhood perv. I've been putting this nonsense together since b4 new years and i've come to a horrible realization. The entire time my need for sex, masturbation and anal licking has declined. I'm positively sick of women jiggling their abdomens that I actually retract my childhood fantasy of wanting a harem. What has become of me? Must I inflict this poison into the western world? Does extensive viewing of Bellydance instructional videos make men impotent?
Where are my red slip-ons!!!???
Where are my red slip-ons!!!???