801mustang

So my christmas was dope as whoe! I spent it at home in ireland. I'm so happy I was able to go see my family and friends. It was weird. I'm still kinda whooped on my last girlfriend from dublin. Yes its been 2 years but the break up was wack and I haven't had a girlfriend between now and then. Plus we decided that we wasn't going to copulate(get or fuck on if you will) till we got hitched. Well I had to move to the states and she wasn't comin with so we broke up. It wasn't on good terms she didn't understand why I had to move. But I really couldn't tell her the whole story. So she was mad. And then 2 weeks after I mov she starts dating a kid she knows I want to hurt. I think its just to piss me off. But nope. Then a couple weeks later she's knocked up. Wow. That crushed me. Then I get back there and she's been talkin to lori. (My mutha) and she wants to see me when I get there. I didn't want to but then I was like lets go. So I go see her and her kid and wananaa her man. He's ugly she's gained like 60lbs and I'm hot and I talked without my accent as much as I could cause in ireland girls think american accents are hot. So I left feeling so much better. No more do I care about her. But I still wanna make her man dave cry! But anyway. Good christmas. Oh and she was like have you been working out. Cause I was wearing a long john shirt that shows off my pecks! West side ninjas! I'm off.
Brad!
P.s. I've had a raging boner scince I got home and I need one of you hot ladies to help me become my dream of one day being known as "brad the sexual jackhammer nielson"!