these two turtles are going on a camping trip they pack a cooler full of beer and hotpockets. they leave and it takes them 2 full days to get there, they pop open the cooler and realize no can opener, "fuck dude you gotta go back and get a can opener" "hell no youll eat all the food" "dude no i wont just go"
so he goes. 9 full days pass and he doesnt show up. the one turtle says "i guess he aint comin back" so he pops out a hot pocket. the other turtle pops out from behind a rock and says" I knew it i aint fuckin going!"
so he goes. 9 full days pass and he doesnt show up. the one turtle says "i guess he aint comin back" so he pops out a hot pocket. the other turtle pops out from behind a rock and says" I knew it i aint fuckin going!"