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I have 4 jobs, why am I applying for 2 more?

does anyone watch made? I think there should be an episode where someone wants to be a suicide girl and they get all tattooed and pierced and naked.. not sure which SG I'd have as the coach though, ideas?

Woman got annoyed with me on the phone today, she wanted to know if there was any bike hire facilities near our forest, which their isn't.. I could tell she was quite old so pointed out the ground was saturated at the moment and that it's very very very muddy, which for cycling isn't good.. and suggested she go to the country park instead as it's nice and paved.. silly cow told me I should be trying to encourage more visitors!!

I think I'm coming down with man flu.