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"It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well." -Bukowski

Daddy needs a new pair 'o everythang!

AC/DC's Powerage album should be enshrined somewhere very important.

"Revenge is a dish best served with my dick." - Hank Moody

Watching a pro surfing competition on the interwebs is almost as bad as looking at naughty bits on the interwebs. It's great for a about 5 minutes, then it gets kinda sad because you realize you can't be there and be a part of it.

I can't help but wonder if any Best Actress/Supporting Actress winners have attempted to vaginally insert "Oscar".

I think the Academy should go with an Oscar the Grouch theme tonight. The stage will be a mess, but technically, it'll still be a 'green' event.

Governor Tarkin is a PUNK!!! That's right, I said it! What's he gonna do, blow up my planet? Pfffffffffft.

Van Fucking Halen!

I am currently making sweet love (banging very hard) Maya Gabeira.

Unfortunately, this is only happening in my brain.