Muthahfukkah!
chelan:
george carlin is the bee's knees
Cute girl at work decided to take off her shoes and show off her toes.
I was mildly aroused.
Quentin Tarantino would be proud.
I was mildly aroused.
Quentin Tarantino would be proud.
nijichan:
<3
chelan:
i LOVE i saw the devil! so much! ill definitely check out nowhere man
Dear _______ ,
I am the hand in your cookie jar.
Sincerely,
The Cookie Monster
I am the hand in your cookie jar.
Sincerely,
The Cookie Monster
eroticgeek:
LMAO!
I like it when I'm alone in the sauna.
Towel, sweat, thoughts.
A very peaceful, cleansing 10-15 minutes.
Towel, sweat, thoughts.
A very peaceful, cleansing 10-15 minutes.
sinner:
Thank you for the love on my new set "Rain Dance" 
and I need to get in the sauna then, it sounds nice
and I need to get in the sauna then, it sounds nice
Pretty girls make me say stupid things. I THINK I'm trying to be funny and clever, but I end up feeling like a goofball.
Using words like "goofball" probably doesn't help matters.
Using words like "goofball" probably doesn't help matters.
arien:
Better to be proud of it because the many girls that will like you more due to you being a "goofball" are probably the ones you want sticking around anyway!
Wendy's has an "artisan" breakfast sandwich? Really?!? Wendy's?!? Artisan?!? Hahahahaha!!!!!
What's next, White Castle singing the praises of the "artisan" onions which embed every millimeter of their shit burgers?
C'mon!
What's next, White Castle singing the praises of the "artisan" onions which embed every millimeter of their shit burgers?
C'mon!
Watching hot weather girl do the weather.
I like it when, while smiling into the camera, she says, "warm with a chance of showers".
I'm thinking, "yeah, I'd like to see that up close".
I like it when, while smiling into the camera, she says, "warm with a chance of showers".
I'm thinking, "yeah, I'd like to see that up close".
joviee:
hahah love it !
remi:
Nice
Girl at work gave me a boner tonight.
Film at 11.
Film at 11.
remi:
lol.
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my tornado warnings no earlier than March, not mid-January.
WTF?!?!?
WTF?!?!?
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roxiebeee:
I know, it's weird. We're pretty spoiled over here
I know, it's weird. We're pretty spoiled over here