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Our buddy is gettin' married. This is the happiest moment of his life and you guys are giving him a hard time. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Congratulations, buddy.

Come on, guys!

Look, Rick, I'd rather be dead.
But if this is what you want, good luck, man.

All the best. It should happen to me, man.

Since you're gonna do this...You really are gonna do this?

- Yeah.

At least we can make sure you go out in style.

Let's have a bachelor party, with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze...

Yeah, yeah, yeah!
All the things that make life worth living for!

Speech! Speech!

All right, all right.

I want you to know that this marriage is not in any way gonna jeopardize my relationship with my pals, damn it. We're still gonna go bowling every Tuesday night. Still gonna play cards every Friday night. And wear each other's underwear every Sunday. Nothing is gonna change! I love you guys and I always will.

- Hey, a toast!
- To Rick and Debbie.

To us.

To girls with big tits.

-Good point.