Watching a pro surfing competition on the interwebs is almost as bad as looking at naughty bits on the interwebs. It's great for a about 5 minutes, then it gets kinda sad because you realize you can't be there and be a part of it.
I can't help but wonder if any Best Actress/Supporting Actress winners have attempted to vaginally insert "Oscar".
I think the Academy should go with an Oscar the Grouch theme tonight. The stage will be a mess, but technically, it'll still be a 'green' event.
bitten:
I love Oscar!
Governor Tarkin is a PUNK!!! That's right, I said it! What's he gonna do, blow up my planet? Pfffffffffft.
Van Fucking Halen!
I am currently making sweet love (banging very hard) Maya Gabeira.
Unfortunately, this is only happening in my brain.
Unfortunately, this is only happening in my brain.
hanke:
MAKES ME HAPPY: Bacon
so true
so true
If one were to go to a nude beach.....
1. Is sun tan lotion safe for your dong?
2. If safe, what SPF?
This ends another edition of, "Random things I think about".
1. Is sun tan lotion safe for your dong?
2. If safe, what SPF?
This ends another edition of, "Random things I think about".
When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?
biship:
Hey devilish, barbiturate loving 69-er, thanks for your support on my set, Glad to know I still do it for some 
marlene:
Thank you so much 
"She's got a doorbell sign that says, "bring it or don't ring it....."
Selective amnesia is only a heartbeat away.....
What's old is new again.
And it fucking RAWKS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzmHOotM5dI&feature=related
And it fucking RAWKS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzmHOotM5dI&feature=related
Bored!!!!!! 
roxiebeee:
thanks dear
thanks dear