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Girl at work gave me a boner tonight.

Film at 11.

remi:

lol.

Jan 17, 2012

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my tornado warnings no earlier than March, not mid-January.

WTF?!?!?

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roxiebeee:

I know, it's weird. We're pretty spoiled over here

Jan 17, 2012

roxiebeee:

Jan 17, 2012

Here's to new friends.....

and the boners they inspire.

chelan:

hahahahahha

Jan 16, 2012

Watching the Australian Open. Sweaty, athletic young ladies grunting and moaning , boobies bouncing = happy pants.

Daddy needs a new pair 'o everyTHANG!

Also, I need bacon.

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chelan:

my goodness, what a compliment!

thank youu

Jan 14, 2012

roxiebeee:

Ha!

Jan 14, 2012

To masturbate, or not to masturbate. That is the question. I know which way I'm leaning.

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roxiebeee:

Jan 14, 2012

sniper:

Masturbate definitely! Thank you for your love on my new set!

Jan 14, 2012

I'm gonna show my age and general unhip/uncoolness with this statement, but.....

I absolutely CANNOT wait for the new Van Halen CD. Just like me, it be coming soon. <rim shot>

roxiebeee:

Ha ha! Awesome.

Jan 9, 2012

roxiebeee:

Right?!

Jan 9, 2012

Suck it, Satan Claus!

I only asked for 2 things this Christmas.....

1. the return of my original hairline

and

2. a bigger penis

How hard is it to make these things happen?

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kelpie_:

why thanks

Jan 2, 2012

smite:

Those are things you definitely don't need, Sirius_ put it best with 2 &3
<3 Thanks for the love on my set

Jan 4, 2012

Girl names her Yorkie "Sexy". Sexy runs away. Girl puts up sign that says, "Lost Dog...Reward". Another girl knocks on Yorkie lady's door, holding Sexy. She says, "I'm bringing Sexy back. Now where's my reward?"