666monkey

EDITED TO ADD: AWWWWW! It is such a bitter-sweet thing... I now have so many friends that I don't get to see your pics in my page but instead just see a list. I am glad that me "friends list" is growing, but I will miss seeing your pics up at the top of my page. Thank you all for being my FRIENDS!

AND it is a helluva day for mercie because TODAY she went PINK!!! Everybody go tell her how AWESOME she is!!!

Last night my GF and I went shopping at sex stores in Fells Point. She has got to be absolutely the most indecisive person that I have ever met. Ever. EVER. Ever-ever-ever. Anyway, we were shopping not only for ourselves but also for her cousin who lives in Atlanta. I'll spare you the indecision anguish. We ended up buying honeysuckle flavored Kama Sutra Honey Dust (one for us and one for her cousin) at the second store because the first store had only stupid flavors Honey Dust. I mean, there is NO REASON to manufacture any flavor other than honeysuckle. Don't FUCK with PERFECTION. That's just my $0.02. I think I have some already, but all my crap is in storage so I can't really confirm or deny that I made a duplicate purchase. But more is more, right? ANYway, we also bought a FUCKED up porno. I'm always looking for the porn that cracks me up the most. This time it is a PORN HORROR FLICK: First Impulse. Nope, no slasher flick, but it takes plot elements from those classic slasher films and makes it into a porno. Glorious concept. Can't say it was all that great in execution though. So, this group of friends gets together to go camping at some land where a guy's uncle or something murdered a bunch of people 40 years ago. Some old dude appears from nowhere while one of the girls is taking a pee and says "DON'T DRINK THE WATER!" which freaks the girl out and she runs back and they tell her she is imagining things. Well, apparently the water makes everybody psycho horny and they fuck and fuck and fuck and... well you get the idea. She is not affected because she brought bottled water. Smart girl. Or is she? Anyway, in the last scene she wakes up and it was all a dream--or was it? Never saw that coming. It was OK. Some of the sex was really hot, but most was just kinda there. Bummer. I'm not sorry I bought it though. It's a keeper just for novelty value.

For those of you who squinted at the postage stamp sized photos in my "Random Photography" folder, I appologize. I have updated them to be suitably large. Hey, I'm an analog photographer transitioning to digital. Gimme a break.

So, if you are dropping in to read my journal, please do take the time to comment. Thanks! What? You want a question or something? OK, uh, how about:

Have you ever taken the time to study sex, and if so, what were the best books you found?

My answer: well, YEAH, best books were The Multi-orgasmic Man by Chia and Arava, Sexual Secrets: The Alchemy of Ecstasy by Douglas and Slinger, and The Art of Sexual Ecstasy: The Path of Sacred Sexuality for Western Lovers by Anand

(Wow, I really have sex on the brain today. I'm starting to sound like a perv I'm afraid... Well, maybe I am a little, but aren't we all? If not, what the FUCK are we doing hanging out on this site for? Anyway...)

HOLY CRAP! I INSERTED AN IMAGE!!! THX Godsmoker. No kisses 4U 'cuz you think that kissing boys is gross and so do I.