Yesterday I went running like a madman through bamboo and poison ivy and muddy funk near Silver Spring then drank much beer and margaritas then jumped into a hot tub after bashing the fuck out of an R-rated pinata. Thank God I got a ride there. Not a good day to have to drive myself home.
Thoughts for the day:
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? And why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
I just don't understand. Please explain.
**** I MUST ADD:
This weekend my GF and I had some friends over for their cute little daughter's 1st birthday party. We had a great time and great food and drink and had fun with helium. It was great fun, but left my GF feeling prematurely 30-something. I told her I would hook her up with a more raucous party soon. So, if you know of one, lemme know.
Thoughts for the day:
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? And why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
I just don't understand. Please explain.
**** I MUST ADD:
This weekend my GF and I had some friends over for their cute little daughter's 1st birthday party. We had a great time and great food and drink and had fun with helium. It was great fun, but left my GF feeling prematurely 30-something. I told her I would hook her up with a more raucous party soon. So, if you know of one, lemme know.
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bi_photo_chick:
hummm I am way over on the easter shore in hick country USA...where they think all us spike hair people are devil worshipping freaks of nature 
mercie:
Those oxy-morons of cigs and liquor you mentioned, well, they're simply to get us all in trouble. 
Why aren't we "friends" yet?.....
Why aren't we "friends" yet?.....