ok things that piss me off at the moment.... (warning... mainly australian current events)
* sandra sully... I mean really... dude... how many times can you fuck up in one night? how come she hasnt been fucking fired already? its not like shes THAT attractive.... but she is better than that Jessica Rowe bitch.. man that chick looks like she is going to die from an eating disorder any second.
* the 2 guys from Australian idol... JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!! what is WITH their shirts? why do they make them wear those stupid fucking girly shirts with the huge lapels and cuffs but with fucking decopage flowers on them... or selectively tie dyed in places... I mean seriosuly.... where the fuck do you get shirts like that? are they being dressed by Gretel Killen? does someone in the timespot HAVE to have shocking fucking fashion sense that makes me want to
* shane warne.... so fucking what.... hes a dirty slut.. who fucking CARES! he comes into my work... but do you hear me harping on about it? do you hear any other mistress running to the tabloids? do you HEAR anyone else fucking CARING? I'd rather he get a fucking good haircut for once than be the subject of yet another scandal.... though the 'hairy back sheila' line fucking cracks me up.....
* pauline hanson..... eat shit... karma's a bitch .... I dont want to hear this line of... oh but rapists get suspended sentences and she got 3 years... I'm like... she stole half a million dollars, changed the course of an election entirely and was a rascist bigot.... BRAVO send a fucking message... next stop phillip ruddock!
* the check out dude at the supermarket yesterday
"this ham doesnt have a barcode.. can you go and get another one? "
me- look of disbelief "what?!'
checkout boy - repeats above
me "hang on... aren't you supposed to be working for me? isnt there something called a price check or something?"
CB " uh no not in this store"
me "well you go and fucking get it yourself"
CB " I dont know where it is"
me "its over the otherfucking side of the store so can yo uunderstand why i'm so lax to fucking go over there and get it just forget the fucking ham!"
the end
* sandra sully... I mean really... dude... how many times can you fuck up in one night? how come she hasnt been fucking fired already? its not like shes THAT attractive.... but she is better than that Jessica Rowe bitch.. man that chick looks like she is going to die from an eating disorder any second.
* the 2 guys from Australian idol... JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!! what is WITH their shirts? why do they make them wear those stupid fucking girly shirts with the huge lapels and cuffs but with fucking decopage flowers on them... or selectively tie dyed in places... I mean seriosuly.... where the fuck do you get shirts like that? are they being dressed by Gretel Killen? does someone in the timespot HAVE to have shocking fucking fashion sense that makes me want to
* shane warne.... so fucking what.... hes a dirty slut.. who fucking CARES! he comes into my work... but do you hear me harping on about it? do you hear any other mistress running to the tabloids? do you HEAR anyone else fucking CARING? I'd rather he get a fucking good haircut for once than be the subject of yet another scandal.... though the 'hairy back sheila' line fucking cracks me up.....
* pauline hanson..... eat shit... karma's a bitch .... I dont want to hear this line of... oh but rapists get suspended sentences and she got 3 years... I'm like... she stole half a million dollars, changed the course of an election entirely and was a rascist bigot.... BRAVO send a fucking message... next stop phillip ruddock!
* the check out dude at the supermarket yesterday
"this ham doesnt have a barcode.. can you go and get another one? "
me- look of disbelief "what?!'
checkout boy - repeats above
me "hang on... aren't you supposed to be working for me? isnt there something called a price check or something?"
CB " uh no not in this store"
me "well you go and fucking get it yourself"
CB " I dont know where it is"
me "its over the otherfucking side of the store so can yo uunderstand why i'm so lax to fucking go over there and get it just forget the fucking ham!"
the end
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