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60ftqueenie

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Monday Jul 28, 2003

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ow blackeyed my ears are in pain!!!!!! the first night was ok... but last night they were pretty bad.. and today they are burning red hot tomatoes of weeping pain!!!

oh the joy of stretching wink ARRR!!!

Well I'm cooking up a storm today.... I've gotten into this pattern of buying a fortnights worth of food, fruit and veges... and in order to keep their maximum freshness I generally cook them into the meal they were bought for within a few days..... so today I have cooked vegetarian moussaka, vege shepards pie (which I had never cooked before and it was DELISH!!). red curry sweet potato soup, pasta sauce (with fetta, sundried tomatoes, lots of fresh basil, pesto and a base of napolitana sauce... with a sprinkle of anchovies when served) and I'm about to get stuck into cooking vege lasagne.... but I'm not sure if there is going to be enough room in my freezer so.. I have to wait until they cool down to see if it will all fit in....

I love cooking.... I find it so good for the soul.... but always remember cooking for other people can be very powerful.... cooking is witchcraft... all the ingrediants... all the stirring.. .the mediation.. the trance.... the tasting.. the smells... the sensations.... if I ever want to change my relationship with someone I always cook for them..... and if you are my friend and are over my house... you will get fed about 9 times out of 10.... but I dont cook for everyone.. only very special people in my life....

hmmm major talks with the boy today... seems we've both been acting up and taking it out on each other for the same reason... we are frustrated with our lives.... more on this later... but let me say... a move is on the cards within the next 6 months... it could be as quick as 2....

Now I promised to tell you about the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life that I saw at work the other night....

Scrotum Saline Infusions....

This is the new sort of craze in the S&M world... you infuse saline into your outer labia or scrotum and blow them up really big... for the labia infusions its like you have a set of balls for a few days... for the boys... well you have this massive globe or fluid underneath your cock....

This guy that had it done at work had 2 litres infused into his scrotum. It looked like a fucking soccer ball... it was the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life and I just wanted to kick them... but it got better...

Mistress Mia who performed the procedure turned the ligths off and got a torch and shone it directly underneath this soccer ball of a sack... and it GLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the fluid glowed and you could see his testicles floating aound in the fluid... confused puke shocked surreal

it was fucking nuts..... hahahhahahahha no pun intended.....

here is a photo I found of one... this guys is about half the size of the ones I saw:

http://spc.bodymodification.com/other/1999/nov_dec/2001saline.jpg

Apparently this is a purely decorational thing puke.... anyway... my journal entry is getting out of control so I will finish it now... much more to talk about but no room....

Will speak soon

love yall!

60ft xxxxxx

ps can somone make me a little 'foot' for me to sign my name off with....
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dick_army:
Ah, scrotum saline infusions. That takes me back to the good old days, excepting of course back then we didn't have no saline and had to use pure, rendered lard.

One time my friend (let's call him "Cookie") had a full 3 liters of liquid beef fat injected into his ballsack. unfortunately the poor guy sat to close to the heater that night and, well, have you ever heard of mountain oysters? Good 'ol Cookie. He's done much better in life as a eunuch, anyway.
Jul 28, 2003
yawf:
aww, you are making me drool!
cooking is one talent
i haven't had the desire to cultivate.

i've seen pics of saline infusions before,
i think it was when i paid for a
month subscription to bmezine.com
some crazy stuff there!
Jul 28, 2003

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