Thursday Jul 06, 2006

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I'm heading out for a super long weekend tomorrow morning. I'm heading to Kelowna for slut.. I mean wakefest. So don't fucking touch anything while I'm gone. I mean it! I'm checking the mileage on the car and weighing the liquor in the cabinet. if I hear from the neightbors that you played loud music I'm taking your allowance for the summer. I expect you to do your homework and go to bed before 8pm. Are you listening to me!?
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xela:
im scared now eep blackeyed
s_eldorado:
Can you imagine the immense confusion of a parent who returned to a liquor cabinet with more liquor than they left it with, a brand new car and the neighbors all partying in the living room? Sounds like the ending to a really bad teen movie where everything goes to shit and they magically come upon a tonne of money.

*runs to sell idea to movie execs*

In my late teens I once bought my mom a ticket back to England for mother's day. I have to admit it was partly inspired by the desire to have the house to myself so I could throw some wicked parties.

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