Things are moving along just dandy and i am happy to say I am very excited right now.. overwhat? i have no idea .. I am just happy...
...i fell asleep yesterday on the beach and even if it was cloudy i woke up all sunburned... i wonder how that happens?... any way... so any of you know why some shrimp have softer shells than...
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...i fell asleep yesterday on the beach and even if it was cloudy i woke up all sunburned... i wonder how that happens?... any way... so any of you know why some shrimp have softer shells than... Read More
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Today I am confused .... this rarely happens to a person that goes on instict... but today i am torn and dont know what to do... I just want to climb to my corner and have my spiderman lick my eye....... 
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peart:
you wouldn't happen to watch the red shoe diaries would you?
lilmissmorbid:
(just make sure the one doing the licking brushes their teeth, you dont want bread crumbs inside your eye!)
Hahahahahahahahahh
um ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love that!!!
Hahahahahahahahahh
um ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love that!!!
The woman arrived at Craig's apartment around eight. She brought only two suitcases, and small ones at that. He couldn't imagine someone living on so little for this long, let alone in someone else's home. Of course he had twice as many bags as she. And he was leaving to go stay in his brother's home. So really it's the same thing, he thought as...
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codemonkeym:
Blame it on Rio... the song by Duran Duran...
ghostlisted:
ummm, i am confused.
nice story.
love the shoes.
nice story.
love the shoes.
Toby had clear blue eyes and a cable access TV show. This I was certain was the central tenant to the secret power he held over women. Myself included. Toby the unlikely piper to the rest of our pack of rodents, and we followed him out of the city. Usually to the turnout at the top of the ridge, I was told. But I've never...
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lilmissmorbid:
Wow what a great entry
Ive always wanted to know what I looked like on tv too. I once happened by accident to get on the local news that was showing the revamps of a new club that I just happened to be going to that night and they asked me what I thought about the revisions they had made to the club and etc.. I was uh drunk and acted like a jackass but the cool thing was one of my friends saw me and was like yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I know that girl!
She didnt tape it and noone else saw it so I still dont know to this day what I look like..Although maybe on this occasion I dont want to know.... lol
Ive always wanted to know what I looked like on tv too. I once happened by accident to get on the local news that was showing the revamps of a new club that I just happened to be going to that night and they asked me what I thought about the revisions they had made to the club and etc.. I was uh drunk and acted like a jackass but the cool thing was one of my friends saw me and was like yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I know that girl!
She didnt tape it and noone else saw it so I still dont know to this day what I look like..Although maybe on this occasion I dont want to know.... lol
mathematics:
ha ha!! nope, wrong. but should i say...you're warm? you have no idea. 
Today has to be the best day of my life!!! .....
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soeffinhappy:
Oooooo share all the good news
I am going to go dorm hoping!~ UCLA here i come!!!... lets hope they are ready for me.. and if i end up in jail.. who wants to bail me out?.. oh darn... i am doomed arent I? 
argh my day is a pain so far.... last night i could have sworn i had closed my bedroom windows, but i hadn’t… and all night i was tossing and turning and didn’t have an ounce of sleep!.... and this morning when i had breakfast i was half asleep that didn’t notice i was having spoiled milk! 
.....and now i have a massive stomach...
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codemonkeym:
All those enormous dildos stroking in and out of your every orifice... 
[Edited on Jun 09, 2004 10:58PM]
[Edited on Jun 09, 2004 10:58PM]
soeffinhappy:
Was that a pun or are you just happy to see me?
"there is no poetry between us" said the pen to the paper....
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lilmissmorbid:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
There is love between pen and paper
like their is bread around peanut butter and jelly
There is love between pen and paper
like their is bread around peanut butter and jelly
soeffinhappy:
YO MOMMA!!!
My friends are finally all home from college! time to have some fun and catch up... ..hope all of you have a great weekend!
time to have some fun and catch up... ..hope all of you have a great weekend!
lilmissmorbid:
Hope you have a great time!!
soeffinhappy:
Unless you wake up in the gutter in venezuala...YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH FUN!!!!
It is amazing what black underwear and vodka does to a man
ohhh come on I'm hungry and my oven is busted