last night CollagenRock's Mary smashed me in the head with a dresser drawer.

kthxbye.

oohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohOOH!!!

dates for the burlesque tour are up!!!!!

maybe now i can finally give reagan some mix cds.

if i made a list of good ideas, this would not make it onto the list:

sangria + soju and redbull + bud light + coors light + tanqueray and vermouth + bud light + hounddog's pizza.

thanks to everyone who came over, or came to bentos. i'll have more booze next time promise.

the last 2 books i've read:

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis

both of these are about very rich, very attractive young men, with dark secret lives. I didn't realize this until last night. i wonder what it means?

little chaos and redviolet each get +7 for coming to my restaurant also.

me and CollagenRock get -3 each for waking up our fearless leader KellyJanice last night. wait i get only -2, b/c he was the one that woke her up.

but Mr. Rock comes out at +5, b/c he got +8 for steering me in the right direction.

and i think some cute...
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this next one is dedicated to the girl that was on stage at Skully's on thursday. you know, the one with the high heels/striped stockings/miniskirt/pink tank top/fake eyelashes/neon eyeshadow/pink and blonde hair. She could fucking work it.

If you want to take my body tonight
Then you got to be somebody tonight
Use me just to make your body feel right
If you want...
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me and littlechaos watched Detroit Rock City yesterday. it was awesome.

and i found a book called "The Newlywed's Guide to Honeymoon Sex".
i bought it for the daytime manager at Aladdin's b/c she's getting married in a week.

working all the time is balls, but i'm making money, anyways.

Monica's birthday is on Saturday!

also, Xip's new candyraver set isn't near as...
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1. last night i killed a man with a trident.
and then sat at bento gogo a block away and watched the cops clean up the mess.

2. +10 to cornellius, rosis, chaos, and lauren for coming over to my house. good times. additional +5 to chaos for the peach milkshake (don't get any ideas you perverts!!) +10 to CollagenRock for getting me a sweet...
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