Something new happened to me this weekend. i was in someone's backyard with a totally naked girl on my lap trying to convince me to take my clothes off. that was interesting.

last night i had a dream that i was trying to escape from some sort of military compound or juvenile detention center. it was pretty sweet, except again when i needed like karate powers or a pistol with a silencer, i was just me again. anyone know how to fix this?

Asia Argento is slammin' in the new zombie movie.