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501blue

pieces of my heart are scattered along the southern shores of lake erie and lake ontario.

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Monday Aug 30, 2004

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today i was working at the vet's,
and this amish guy, Abe Raber, comes in. and he said something like "i have 99 cats" and i SO wanted to yell out
BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE!


i was thinking though, if he had 99 dogs, now in that case there's a strong possibility one or many could have been bitches. he said "calves" anyway, so i guess it doesn't matter.
i also hooked up an IV successfully on my first try, and helped with the ensuing canine pyometra operation. the dog was doing fine when i left for the night.
and i fed a retarded hamster.

p.s. i think my really hot ex girlfriend is gonna join SG. when i get her SN i'll give a shout out so you all can say hi.
lagmy:
dude . . . I ain't got no problems, but I'm glad you thought about that!

hee hee hee! awesome.

Aug 30, 2004
isadore:
Meh... I don't care what the MAN thinks about FB!! I am not owned by SG, for Chrissake!! Who knows? Maybe I'll end up becoming one of those Beauties??!!! eeek
Aug 30, 2004

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