Saturday Jun 26, 2004

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the burlesque show was really, really......SCRUMTRILLESCENT!
well i mean awesome.
anyway, more later.

okay.
holy cow, at first i felt like a chauvenist hollering at these bangin' girls, but then i was like, they auditioned to get to do this, and they appear to be enjoying themselves, so then it was more fun.
the highlights were Stormy spraying beer all over us to "shook you all night long" and when she made out with Saida (some girls have all the luck!!!) and Pearl rocking out to elvis with a hula hoop. That girl is badass with the hoops. And Reagan smacking asses with a ruler to Peaches' "fuck the pain away". Of course the chocolate sauce was incredible, and Lagmy got it dumped all over his face by Shera. oh man it was all so heavenly.
and then we talked to Nixon about the disease of the moment, and were generally undecided as to what exactly it is. and Stormy gave me some scary fake jerky.
And Jade changed out of her corset and then me and her and my buddy Bron went to club Jade (how appropriate).....wait, i mean a club called Jade(yeah that sounds better) in buffalo to see Kaskade spin. of course on the way there i follow Jade in her SUV and she's blowing through Yellows. i seriously ran like 3 red lights. but we got there ok and danced our asses off for like 2 hours.
I GOT TO WATCH JADE DANCE!!!! love
and then we drove home and i made Bron a sweet vegetable sandwich.
and then i went to bed and woke up in the afternoon with chocolate sauce still on my elbows.
the end.

p.s. Shout outs go to:
lagmy
Saida
Monica
Jade
Bron
and all the SGB chicks
and the Moony Suzuki. they rocked ass!
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lagmy:
You raise a good point, my man. At the first one in feb, I was definitely not as vocal. But after that one and then definitley the TO one, I realized that it isn't chauvanistic. You, me, Saida, and a whole mess of people are just showing our appreciation for the absolute HOTNESS that is SGB. Of course, there are chauvanist idiots (like the "DUDES" down at the far side of the stage who just don't get the whole thing. But it's kind of like a rock show, the performers want to know that they are being appreciated, and to do what the girls rock at doing and then hear silence . . . that would be dreadful. So let's hear a woot and a hoot for these hotties, and we'll do it again next time.

Actually, i totally jacked my throat from yelling so much that night! That contributed to my SARS, for sure! but goddamnit, I'd do it again in a split minute . . .
jade:
Haha, as I was blowing the yellow lights, I kept thinking "oh shit, he's going to run a red light! He's going to kill me when we stop." So that's why you wanted "club Jade" huh? Good thing it was busy and this "club" never came out of your car or something. Anyway, I had a lot of fun dancing with you kids. Sorry I was a little grumpy at first. I get like that after a while when I'm around people. Unless I'm dancing... Plus I totally hit a guy in the nuts, and that made my night somehow. I felt bad, but it was kind of funny...

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