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pieces of my heart are scattered along the southern shores of lake erie and lake ontario.

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Monday May 17, 2004

May 17, 2004
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OK so i broke the bed. but in my defense, i was doing nothin anywheres near this:

basically i just fell on it and the framework supporting the boxspring collapsed.

you can see the battle damage here.

so in the morning me and lagmy went to fix it, and we found this cool stain, which he blamed on me. i take no responsibility.


so as we're fixing it, we find these juice bottles full of water under the bed. and then lagmy, being the observant little gnome he is, realizes that the bottles were holding the bed up. so some punk had broken it before me! so we just set it back up the way it was using the bottles, and i left a nice note for the next person to fall/jump/have roungh sex on it:

"dear fuckers have fun fixing it, eh?"

sorry about pics being cut off. i have no attention span.
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_seven_:
Excellent! Cbus needs another person who enjoys taken knives to kittens!

or something like that.
May 20, 2004
lagmy:
I'll definitely have to call you and find out what is up . . . I've got a ton of people coming in that weekend from out of town, at least 4 are crashing at my house, which might make it difficult for me to roadtrip anywhere! argh!

That day is also the art-b-que that I organized, so I've gotta stick around for that a bit.

However, I'm intrigued, I'll get up with you very soon.
May 20, 2004

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